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Tarim in the Flushing Mall is really good! it is very similar to Turkish food with the kebabs etc but they also have delicious hand pulled noodles, and their bread is more like naan than Turkish bread.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Eating pizza with a knife and fork in East Hampton.
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Spicy miso ramen 🍜
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank god. I’m still mad he won over Yuh-Line. Whether it’s Lander or another candidate, SOMEONE needs to take on this blowhard.
September 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I learned about p*rn when I was 6 because my church had a sign in the vestibule, right next to the main door, that said “Real Men Don’t Use P*rn.” I’m sure more kids learned about it from that sign vs adults who stopped wanking to Playboy.
July 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Unless someone gets more than 50% on round 1, at least 5 days they’ve said.
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whitney Tilson is more conservative than Cuomo. In reality I would never want him within 50 miles of City Hall but he doesn’t have a shot in hell of winning. So I guess that’s the most realistic choice for conservatives. Michael Blake is pretty moderate and a better option.
June 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Scrubbing spray paint off a Christopher Columbus monument, muttering to himself about the slander against such a great man.
June 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
People who rank Cuomo buy the “weed” they sell in Washington Square Park.
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
As Pope Jelly Beans VI I will be a most benevolent and fruity pontiff.
May 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Birth certificate also has to include the full name of at least one parent. I just looked at mine, my husband’s, my MIL’s, and my FIL’s. All issued in PA. Only mine has my parents’ names on it. It’s not standard.
April 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Please. Anyone who lives in NYC knows what we are actually most terrified of: falling through a cellar or sidewalk grate.
April 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I have a “Graves to Dance On” list.

Sweatin’ On the Oldies.
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When fucking BLOOMBERG is the best mayor in my tenure here, it makes me weep.

I think it’s such a miserable, soul killing job no one in their right mind runs. Jessica Ramos can’t seem to get much traction, I think Zellnor Myrie is the progressive I’ve heard about the most.
March 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m deeply vexed that we have to wait until 2028 and 2030 to vote for NY Senate. I’m prepared to open mouth kiss ANYONE who comes out to challenge these overcooked noodles in the NY delegation. And I’m a happily married woman.
February 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have little hope he’s going to do anything, but at the very least these people should know their constituents are paying attention and their reelections are on the line. His seat is ripe for a progressive challenger.

And if they do something good, hearing praise is motivation to keep them going.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM