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Snarky girl reporter. Reality TV maven.
It’s a personal point of pride that my metadata, donation, and voting history is so far left that I have not gotten a single Cuomo text, call, email, mailer, or ad.

Time to send this mofo back to East Hampton NYC!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
These chucklefucks dry heaving about the multicultural makeup of NYC, meanwhile Zohran cleaned up in Whitest Precincts That Ever Whited.

Terrified of “immigrants socialists” yet I, a Mamdani voter, have skin so translucent I burn while waiting on the corner for the light to change. FEAR ME.
June 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There’s so many reasons I wanted Zohran to win. I wanted to believe a grass roots campaign could defeat PAC cash. I wanted to believe that a campaign with a positive vision could beat lazy cynicism. And I wanted to believe we would choose someone who actually lives in this beautiful messy place.
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Art/The Artist
December 3, 2024 at 11:22 PM