It's raining like a motherfucker and the only umbrella I could find was from Mardi Gras and has SALTY BITCH written on it in rhinestones. Let's just put my whole business out there on Thursday morning I guess.

A stripey menace for your troubles.

Minding your business is free and can help alleviate headaches, fine lines and wrinkles. Doctors hate this one trick!

Hi yo kids. Hide yo Benadryl.