You would call someone who would know what the hell they were doing. That alone would make you an instantly insane upgrade.

I am not kidding when I say, I personally know 5 people who, if they had no conscience, could easily ascend the ranks of this right wing grift.

I would like to call attention to the word "conscience."

Yeah, but you move and groove. That dude looks like he walks only to the fridge.

Carbs, baby! Carbs!

Lou Costello's terror is real.

He reminds me of the guys who couldn't believe he couldn't get more access to the press pool.

Fucking Oxygen Thief.

And we haven't even brought The Navy into this conversation.

I am no saint, but when my one of my producers tells me they're done for the day, I stop what I am doing to cut them loose.

I can't have these folks seething at me. Lol.

Never too early.

Always has. Always will.

Now I am going to sound like a fucking Hallmark card...

Because you believe it, you are open to its possbility.

You deserve someone.

Simply removing him from my life, I would consider The Rapture.