Sometimes I wish I was a streamer so I could have the absolute chaos of "The Chat" haunting me while I do random impulsive shit in my daily life. No weird goofy internet avatar for me to hide behind. We are simply balling.

HOLY SHIT NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN DLC???

ARTORIAS ARMOR............ MY BELOVED KNIGHT.............

I wonder how many people don't touch grass by their own volition and how many aren't allowed to go outside because they live in the most violent part of their city and there's no sidewalks, only homeless encampments and illegal dumping.

(TW: Arachnophobia)
So, I don't have a fear of spiders. There's been one scurrying about in my room but I never had an urge to kill it. Fast track to today, woke up broken out into hives. Found webbing and dozens of baby spiders in my clothes. Found another egg sac after vacuuming them.

kingslayer #hsr #HonkaiStarRail #mydei

THIS IS THE TYPE OF COLOR SHIT I LIVE AND DIE FOR
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

laughing+crying why did he say this. We get it bro. That's your mans.

*me with a corkboard with red strings connecting a bunch of papers* see, in his universe, i am the goblin piloting his brain. in my universe, he is the miniature guy living in my brain! it's quid pro quo!!

love the genre of character that exists half to get into epic shonen fights and half to be a motivational life coach.

fictional guy in my brain: you have yogurt in the fridge btw
me: 😭 thank you my fictional guy...

ok i downloaded & played planet zoo for like 12 hours straight im healed now

ykw im gonna say it here
how do people have time for games and movies and shows and just like recreational activities in general
i'm supposing the real answer is "they don't" and/or they just put time aside for it
maybe it's just not being in the Nightmare Realm, maybe it's a way to cope w/ it.

of course you're gonna have a receding hairline at 500+ yrs old
bald-ass head *smack*

hell yeahhh big fan of this. Cool robot let's goooo!!!

feels like i should be saving my page for fanart posts and illustrations to grow my online portfolio (i proceed to have no fanart to post whatsoever)

me when i asked coders "hey how hard can i papers please style game get?" and the response was "you should code smth else first before you start it" BUT INDON'T WANAAAAAAAAA