Snails
snailsaltt.bsky.social
Snails
@snailsaltt.bsky.social
Hero, Jester, Doodler, Friend
And then I spent the whole dream imagining a banger tweet to make fun of people who use AI Wizard.
It ended up being,

"when you send the invite to the wrong gc and the weird friend shows up and starts saying shit like 'what if you could have a mortgage ache?"
June 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's genuinely one of the best Lil' Wayne songs
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hate Elonald as much as the next guy but wow the level of dicksucking here is off the charts. Just as bad as the people who posted Trump with a six pack. Also AI is for losers.
February 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The war criminal??
February 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who let the meemaws get their hands on AI?
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This and any game with unlocks/achievements based on daily challenges. I love roguelikes but I'm not gonna play 100 daily challenges. Doesn't matter how good your game is.
February 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
2 hours ago 🤔
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You dropped this
February 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Fuck that. Nobody accidentally voted for trump. They saw a felon with a campaign to take away rights from women and people of color and they said "yeah this is my guy"
Anybody who voted for that deserves the worst. This isn't a TV show. They don't get a redemption arc.
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Guile has two moves so I think I got this one in the bag.
February 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Nerscylla!!! I've missed you so much 😭
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Unless you're someone's Shirt Brother
February 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
New @emilyharpist.bsky.social variant dropped!? 😮
February 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You forgot to add this at the end
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone come get their meemaw.
January 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
AI art is for losers. Doesn't matter how good the message is.
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Slow news day, eh?
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM