Snails
snailsaltt.bsky.social
Snails
@snailsaltt.bsky.social
Hero, Jester, Doodler, Friend
New Pokémon Go update just dropped and I now have 1000 more items than my bag can hold. I won't be able to spin a Pokéstop for like a month 😦

#PokemonGo
October 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Let me get this straight. You ask me to choose between an animated raccoon or a talk show host, and expect me to have any modicum of difficulty making the decision?

It's the raccoon every time. You'd be a buffoon to assume otherwise.
October 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Aruba, Jamaica.
September 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had a dream where someone was showing off an extension they put on their TV called Sports Wizard where an AI wizard would talk over the game and give you pretend stats on players that don't exist.
June 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When he says he'd do anything for love (but he won't do that)
April 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Blind Owen Wilson when someone hands him a copy of Madden
That feels like ballgame. Wow.
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Snails
We’re just innocent men
February 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Reposted by Snails
This is super last minute but today we'll be on @sarahz.bsky.social's LIVESTREAM FOR TRANS RIGHTS supporting the Transgender Law Center!

We're going to be hopping on the stream from around 4pm - 5pm ET to hang out and raise some money for a good cause! Come join us!

www.youtube.com/@SarahZ
January 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Using AI art to get your point across- even if it's a really good point, always makes me think you're dumb as fuck.
Like how do you claim to care about important issues and still use a program that
a) Uses a metric fuckton of energy
And
b) Steals from actual human artists to feed its algorithm
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ok but how do I get to the part of Blusky that isn't "blah blah Trump blah blah TikTok"??

I get it, we're all mad that America is controlled by billionaire Nazis. But I just want to read posts about Monster Hunter and Splatoon.
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Finally deleted my Meta and X accounts.
Zuckerberg, you're a lil' bitch with a small peeper.
Musk, you're built like a fridge and you have to buy friends.
January 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Imagine if they remade the "Christ the Redeemer" statue but he's at Chuck E. Cheese redeeming tickets for a lava lamp or like a cool skateboard.
January 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
She pneumo on my coccal until I pneu-moan "Ya"
January 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Arnold Polymer
January 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Am I allowed to call these tweets? Or are they blues? Skies? I'm just gonna call them tweets.
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Follow me on Blusky
December 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Bruh I'd be PISSED. #Pokémon #TCGpocket #TCGP
November 28, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Borscht Baby
November 27, 2024 at 5:51 PM