Elissa
snailfossil.bsky.social
Elissa
@snailfossil.bsky.social
POV you’re trapped in my living room
August 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We just got to this pirate-themed putt-putt place and when we walked in the people at the desk said, “You’re good to go!” and let us in for free okay hell yeah
May 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I
Eat a pumpkin pie
All alone tonight
🎶NONE A YO BUSINESS🎶

If she
Wanna be a freak an’
Cram a pie of pecan
🎶NONE A YO BUSINESS🎶
April 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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update, i added meteors and flames to the trolley problem dress
April 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Wreck the US economy speedrun 100%
April 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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😁
March 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Finally comfortable enough at my new job to email the director of my department’s assistant juggalo memes on a Monday morning A+++
March 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Important update on Ohio marijuana laws. It’s a lot of stuff that I never even thought about them rolling back, including making it illegal to gift homegrown and a 3-day jail minimum for vaping while being a passenger in a car.
From the Columbus community on Reddit: Jail time, home grow limits: How Ohio Senate voted to change marijuana law
Explore this post and more from the Columbus community
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February 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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⛩️The Promise Mascot Agency demo is available NOW during #SteamNextFest! ✨
🧹Exclusive new trailer coming to #IGNFanFest TOMORROW! 👀
💅 We've got something secret cooking too for the end of the week! 🤐

SO exciting, we need a lie-down in a revolving bed at the love hotel!💗
February 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It’s been a few weird, tired, kinda shitty few days and I just watched the “Lightning Crashes” scene from the second season of Yellowjackets and it dissolved me into giant, hot tears holy shit that’s some good tv rightchere
February 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
February 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Got too turnt driving to work because I suddenly remembered this absolute shreddo and now I can’t listen to anything but loud stuff for the rest of the day

youtu.be/ZM2qEiXW288?...
Cave In- Juggernaut
YouTube video by pronemortalform92
youtu.be
February 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Rock-A-Warhola
February 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just started watching Veilguard over @theothertracy.bsky.social’s shoulder and I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY

🎶my boyfriend’s back and he’s got a reputation🎶
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I was hanging out in the tub with my 3-year-old kid last night and she held up a cup of soapy water to me and asked, “Is this TRUE LOVE?” and I replied, “Maybe!”

Then she gave me a 😈 look and said, “What happens if I drink him all up?” and I think I blacked out
January 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Oh, hey, *I* was a person to watch in ‘81. Okay, technically I wasn’t born until August, but maybe this issue has an article about cool Millennial zygotes.
I guess we’ll find out.
cdm16802.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/coll...
January 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I want to be all sunshine and blue skies but not even the most optimistic surrealist-horror? auteur could stay around for the next US administration
January 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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January 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
new tongue twister:
chick tract
click track
January 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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What the heck???? Huh ?????? What ??? Wow!!!!!!! www.etsy.com/shop/Cowskul...
January 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM