Somebody is 5 today (no it's not me)

As I've said to every kind of built in system that tries to help me when I struggle in a game (I don't feel I learn or accomplish anything if the game holds my hand)

Soooo my nephew likes Dinosaurs... so I got him a thing I'd have loved at his age..... did not expect it to hatch like that... "I wish it was a T-rex" he says... my dude that is a T-Rex.

Uhhhhh... I am purchasing and chewy treat for the dog I'd like to think it's not suitable for children nay people of any age..... unless y'all are into eating Cow Hide Leather and raw Chicken Breast.....

I am not a judgemental person.

I love Sonny....... but I also kind of want to tie an air freshener to the base of his tail..... like damn dude I always thought passing gas that can make someones eyes water was just a joke... silent but sure as heck deadly

Starting to think they might cancel the movie I'm going to friday.... I mean when you're the only one booked in (the 4 other seats being the cinema volunteer reserved seats... it's a small independent cinema) yes that's my favorite seat. Don't block no ones view with my fridge like frame at any time

Been just over 6 months since lost Lola to lymphoma... and whilst I may never get over that felt like it was time to get another dog (this is a dog house afterall) but this time got a rescue. 4 1/2 year old Labradour(?) Point is, he is a beauty. And if anything happens to him I will go John Wicks!

Whilst not entirely true... this does seem to be the general vibe in the UK at the moment 🤣

Glad discord came to their senses and realised "wait a second... that's not a teen. That's a fat, balding middle aged man." Ok they used the word "Adult" but I know what they saw in that camera.

I get that my country has decided on this whole internet I'd thing.... but uh.... you know what I'm flattered but something wrong with you software of you think my ugly mug with receding hairline and thick (yet) scraggly beard is a teen....

(Sigh) you're too old to keep laughing at the silly number.... now granted this was totally unintentional was trying to get the 50 for the top reward in one go... got distracted, lost count and welp I beat the 50

Hey can you keep the bird company while I'm out.....

But... I dislike birds

It's fine you'll hardly notice he's there

Hard not to notice the thing blocking my door.... or that it freaks out at the ceiling fan so that's off... and it's hot today

Another year past... another year where the youngest sister mocks my old age... I'm so proud of her 🤣

To be fair shes one of those "I don't like girly things" kind of people sooo naturally her birthdays are full of Princesses and MLP stuff from me.... she is in her 20s but that's what siblings do 🤣

Is that Kaa?

Owf... am I strong enough? Never done a LotR marathon at a cinema before.

Spoiler I guess...

This scene always gets me probably more than what's to come....

"just don't max out your bond"

No.

The precious lump has decided that I need to give her fuss instead of working..... can't look at thos big eyes and say no. Being supprisely needy today though

I don't really social media much anymore. But might as well try post something now and then otherwise what's the point of an account... probably be random game stuff anyway. So here me and my best RDR2 pal Lenny having a friendly game of poker.

I ain't properly processed any of the 2020s