Michael Smith
@smythoski.bsky.social
Fi ally watched Welcome to Derry..... and yeah spoilers based theory below.
If the entity is trying to stop his death hand of the losers (as he experiences his entire existence all the time) why not just resist the urge to eat Georgie? Bit like stopping a dog eating an unguarded steak I know.
If the entity is trying to stop his death hand of the losers (as he experiences his entire existence all the time) why not just resist the urge to eat Georgie? Bit like stopping a dog eating an unguarded steak I know.
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Fi ally watched Welcome to Derry..... and yeah spoilers based theory below.
If the entity is trying to stop his death hand of the losers (as he experiences his entire existence all the time) why not just resist the urge to eat Georgie? Bit like stopping a dog eating an unguarded steak I know.
If the entity is trying to stop his death hand of the losers (as he experiences his entire existence all the time) why not just resist the urge to eat Georgie? Bit like stopping a dog eating an unguarded steak I know.
Soooo my nephew likes Dinosaurs... so I got him a thing I'd have loved at his age..... did not expect it to hatch like that... "I wish it was a T-rex" he says... my dude that is a T-Rex.
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Soooo my nephew likes Dinosaurs... so I got him a thing I'd have loved at his age..... did not expect it to hatch like that... "I wish it was a T-rex" he says... my dude that is a T-Rex.
Uhhhhh... I am purchasing and chewy treat for the dog I'd like to think it's not suitable for children nay people of any age..... unless y'all are into eating Cow Hide Leather and raw Chicken Breast.....
I am not a judgemental person.
I am not a judgemental person.
December 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Uhhhhh... I am purchasing and chewy treat for the dog I'd like to think it's not suitable for children nay people of any age..... unless y'all are into eating Cow Hide Leather and raw Chicken Breast.....
I am not a judgemental person.
I am not a judgemental person.
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Such a difficult goal?! 😱😱😱
We're going to need a Christmas miracle. 😞😞😞
We're going to need a Christmas miracle. 😞😞😞
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Such a difficult goal?! 😱😱😱
We're going to need a Christmas miracle. 😞😞😞
We're going to need a Christmas miracle. 😞😞😞
Sis: I like collecting lego.
Me: you know drug addiction would be cheaper right?
Sis: do you really want to go down this road with the stuff you've collected over the years?
Me: I'd like to pretend this conversation never happened if that's an option.
Youngest sister goes for the throat - noted.
Me: you know drug addiction would be cheaper right?
Sis: do you really want to go down this road with the stuff you've collected over the years?
Me: I'd like to pretend this conversation never happened if that's an option.
Youngest sister goes for the throat - noted.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sis: I like collecting lego.
Me: you know drug addiction would be cheaper right?
Sis: do you really want to go down this road with the stuff you've collected over the years?
Me: I'd like to pretend this conversation never happened if that's an option.
Youngest sister goes for the throat - noted.
Me: you know drug addiction would be cheaper right?
Sis: do you really want to go down this road with the stuff you've collected over the years?
Me: I'd like to pretend this conversation never happened if that's an option.
Youngest sister goes for the throat - noted.
I love Sonny....... but I also kind of want to tie an air freshener to the base of his tail..... like damn dude I always thought passing gas that can make someones eyes water was just a joke... silent but sure as heck deadly
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love Sonny....... but I also kind of want to tie an air freshener to the base of his tail..... like damn dude I always thought passing gas that can make someones eyes water was just a joke... silent but sure as heck deadly
Starting to think they might cancel the movie I'm going to friday.... I mean when you're the only one booked in (the 4 other seats being the cinema volunteer reserved seats... it's a small independent cinema) yes that's my favorite seat. Don't block no ones view with my fridge like frame at any time
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Starting to think they might cancel the movie I'm going to friday.... I mean when you're the only one booked in (the 4 other seats being the cinema volunteer reserved seats... it's a small independent cinema) yes that's my favorite seat. Don't block no ones view with my fridge like frame at any time
Been just over 6 months since lost Lola to lymphoma... and whilst I may never get over that felt like it was time to get another dog (this is a dog house afterall) but this time got a rescue. 4 1/2 year old Labradour(?) Point is, he is a beauty. And if anything happens to him I will go John Wicks!
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Been just over 6 months since lost Lola to lymphoma... and whilst I may never get over that felt like it was time to get another dog (this is a dog house afterall) but this time got a rescue. 4 1/2 year old Labradour(?) Point is, he is a beauty. And if anything happens to him I will go John Wicks!
Woo. Week off to mentally recharge... apparently some people took that as a challenge to see just how low my mental battery is.
Either that or its national dumb/rhetorical question day.
Only problem the lower the charge the less filter I have. So I expect HR will want words when I'm back 🤷♂️
Either that or its national dumb/rhetorical question day.
Only problem the lower the charge the less filter I have. So I expect HR will want words when I'm back 🤷♂️
September 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Woo. Week off to mentally recharge... apparently some people took that as a challenge to see just how low my mental battery is.
Either that or its national dumb/rhetorical question day.
Only problem the lower the charge the less filter I have. So I expect HR will want words when I'm back 🤷♂️
Either that or its national dumb/rhetorical question day.
Only problem the lower the charge the less filter I have. So I expect HR will want words when I'm back 🤷♂️
Excuse me. I'm just gonna pause and vibe to this Jenova theme for the next like 20 minutes.
August 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Excuse me. I'm just gonna pause and vibe to this Jenova theme for the next like 20 minutes.
FF7 rebirth... Queen's Blood Tournament, nope forfeit that. I don't care enough about card math to even try.
Red XIII human impersonation on the other hand..... I can get behind that.... Oh f**k they're making me play against Red XIII
DAMN IT
Red XIII human impersonation on the other hand..... I can get behind that.... Oh f**k they're making me play against Red XIII
DAMN IT
August 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
FF7 rebirth... Queen's Blood Tournament, nope forfeit that. I don't care enough about card math to even try.
Red XIII human impersonation on the other hand..... I can get behind that.... Oh f**k they're making me play against Red XIII
DAMN IT
Red XIII human impersonation on the other hand..... I can get behind that.... Oh f**k they're making me play against Red XIII
DAMN IT
Nan: theres a new Attenborough series
Dont watch it
Nan: why?
You now why.
Nan: but it's about motherhood?
And your eight legged nightmare fuel whose name I can't say without making you freak out did not pop out of thin air. DO NOT WATCH IT!
Did not think the newspaper would have a picture 🤦♂️
Dont watch it
Nan: why?
You now why.
Nan: but it's about motherhood?
And your eight legged nightmare fuel whose name I can't say without making you freak out did not pop out of thin air. DO NOT WATCH IT!
Did not think the newspaper would have a picture 🤦♂️
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nan: theres a new Attenborough series
Dont watch it
Nan: why?
You now why.
Nan: but it's about motherhood?
And your eight legged nightmare fuel whose name I can't say without making you freak out did not pop out of thin air. DO NOT WATCH IT!
Did not think the newspaper would have a picture 🤦♂️
Dont watch it
Nan: why?
You now why.
Nan: but it's about motherhood?
And your eight legged nightmare fuel whose name I can't say without making you freak out did not pop out of thin air. DO NOT WATCH IT!
Did not think the newspaper would have a picture 🤦♂️
Local cinema doing a Samurai Summer... so there is that to enjoy.... not sure how Terminator 1 & 2 fit that but I'm there (I'm joking I know they do other films)
Side not why does my brain accept my knee has been in pain for months but refuses to allow me to use a walking stick while it heals?
Side not why does my brain accept my knee has been in pain for months but refuses to allow me to use a walking stick while it heals?
July 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Local cinema doing a Samurai Summer... so there is that to enjoy.... not sure how Terminator 1 & 2 fit that but I'm there (I'm joking I know they do other films)
Side not why does my brain accept my knee has been in pain for months but refuses to allow me to use a walking stick while it heals?
Side not why does my brain accept my knee has been in pain for months but refuses to allow me to use a walking stick while it heals?
Solved my dilemma of "what movie to watch Sunday night."
Happy 18th anniversary The Simpsons Movie
July 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Solved my dilemma of "what movie to watch Sunday night."
Whilst not entirely true... this does seem to be the general vibe in the UK at the moment 🤣
Glad discord came to their senses and realised "wait a second... that's not a teen. That's a fat, balding middle aged man." Ok they used the word "Adult" but I know what they saw in that camera.
Glad discord came to their senses and realised "wait a second... that's not a teen. That's a fat, balding middle aged man." Ok they used the word "Adult" but I know what they saw in that camera.
July 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Whilst not entirely true... this does seem to be the general vibe in the UK at the moment 🤣
Glad discord came to their senses and realised "wait a second... that's not a teen. That's a fat, balding middle aged man." Ok they used the word "Adult" but I know what they saw in that camera.
Glad discord came to their senses and realised "wait a second... that's not a teen. That's a fat, balding middle aged man." Ok they used the word "Adult" but I know what they saw in that camera.
Weird thing to think of I have watched KPop Demon Hunters once since its realse (good film, nice art style not something I'd loop to all the time) and the songs melody are still popping into my head at random not in an annoying way. So they must be good tunes. Is this my K-pop fandom orign?
July 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Weird thing to think of I have watched KPop Demon Hunters once since its realse (good film, nice art style not something I'd loop to all the time) and the songs melody are still popping into my head at random not in an annoying way. So they must be good tunes. Is this my K-pop fandom orign?
I get that my country has decided on this whole internet I'd thing.... but uh.... you know what I'm flattered but something wrong with you software of you think my ugly mug with receding hairline and thick (yet) scraggly beard is a teen....
July 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I get that my country has decided on this whole internet I'd thing.... but uh.... you know what I'm flattered but something wrong with you software of you think my ugly mug with receding hairline and thick (yet) scraggly beard is a teen....
Ff7 Rebirth woo.... here's some Queens Blood cards......
Ummmm you're not part of the main storyline like FF9 card games were right? Cause I really hated that and I much prefer that card game to this one. When it was optional.
Still better than Sphere Break in FFX-2. Math will never be fun to me.
Ummmm you're not part of the main storyline like FF9 card games were right? Cause I really hated that and I much prefer that card game to this one. When it was optional.
Still better than Sphere Break in FFX-2. Math will never be fun to me.
July 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ff7 Rebirth woo.... here's some Queens Blood cards......
Ummmm you're not part of the main storyline like FF9 card games were right? Cause I really hated that and I much prefer that card game to this one. When it was optional.
Still better than Sphere Break in FFX-2. Math will never be fun to me.
Ummmm you're not part of the main storyline like FF9 card games were right? Cause I really hated that and I much prefer that card game to this one. When it was optional.
Still better than Sphere Break in FFX-2. Math will never be fun to me.
Ah got to love the local weather.... Monday there were plans of hose pipe bans from the 22nd and amber heat warnings..... today amber thunder and flood warnings.....
July 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ah got to love the local weather.... Monday there were plans of hose pipe bans from the 22nd and amber heat warnings..... today amber thunder and flood warnings.....
(Sigh) you're too old to keep laughing at the silly number.... now granted this was totally unintentional was trying to get the 50 for the top reward in one go... got distracted, lost count and welp I beat the 50
July 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
(Sigh) you're too old to keep laughing at the silly number.... now granted this was totally unintentional was trying to get the 50 for the top reward in one go... got distracted, lost count and welp I beat the 50
Replaying FF7 remake so I can finally play rebirth (i forget things i need the refresher)... why am I trying to play a darts mini game on a refresher run? I suck at darts both in game and IRL the only difference is I wish I had aiming circles IRL might hit the board more.
July 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Replaying FF7 remake so I can finally play rebirth (i forget things i need the refresher)... why am I trying to play a darts mini game on a refresher run? I suck at darts both in game and IRL the only difference is I wish I had aiming circles IRL might hit the board more.
Nan: oh I've been told theres Owls for sale
*instant Vietnam flashebacks* No! Hell no! You get another owl you're on your own!
Nan: how are you scared of owls they're smaller than you.
Me: you're arachnophobic! Show me this 5 foot spider?
*instant Vietnam flashebacks* No! Hell no! You get another owl you're on your own!
Nan: how are you scared of owls they're smaller than you.
Me: you're arachnophobic! Show me this 5 foot spider?
July 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Nan: oh I've been told theres Owls for sale
*instant Vietnam flashebacks* No! Hell no! You get another owl you're on your own!
Nan: how are you scared of owls they're smaller than you.
Me: you're arachnophobic! Show me this 5 foot spider?
*instant Vietnam flashebacks* No! Hell no! You get another owl you're on your own!
Nan: how are you scared of owls they're smaller than you.
Me: you're arachnophobic! Show me this 5 foot spider?
"Its too hot. Still we shouldn't complain we will only moan come winter."
Who is "we" in this scenario cause there is only two of us and I freaking love the winter... if I had the money I'd love to go on a Canadian winter vacation or Alaska just to see how cold it really is.
Who is "we" in this scenario cause there is only two of us and I freaking love the winter... if I had the money I'd love to go on a Canadian winter vacation or Alaska just to see how cold it really is.
July 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Its too hot. Still we shouldn't complain we will only moan come winter."
Who is "we" in this scenario cause there is only two of us and I freaking love the winter... if I had the money I'd love to go on a Canadian winter vacation or Alaska just to see how cold it really is.
Who is "we" in this scenario cause there is only two of us and I freaking love the winter... if I had the money I'd love to go on a Canadian winter vacation or Alaska just to see how cold it really is.
Replaying Kingdom Hearts for the first time since. Sometime ago (shrug).
A favorite growing up, but damn them camera angles have not got less annoying with age. Also Donald & Goofy blocking your jumps... this is why I don't heal you guys when you get KO'd. I don't see myself beating Sephiroth.
A favorite growing up, but damn them camera angles have not got less annoying with age. Also Donald & Goofy blocking your jumps... this is why I don't heal you guys when you get KO'd. I don't see myself beating Sephiroth.
June 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Replaying Kingdom Hearts for the first time since. Sometime ago (shrug).
A favorite growing up, but damn them camera angles have not got less annoying with age. Also Donald & Goofy blocking your jumps... this is why I don't heal you guys when you get KO'd. I don't see myself beating Sephiroth.
A favorite growing up, but damn them camera angles have not got less annoying with age. Also Donald & Goofy blocking your jumps... this is why I don't heal you guys when you get KO'd. I don't see myself beating Sephiroth.
A lot of dreams recently about having a teleporter app on my phone. Used poorly as you might expect from being "too peopley" out to folks just saying hello. Enter a postcode and off ya go.
Think my social anxiety is telling me something.
Though why a postcode. Makes the landing point vague.
Think my social anxiety is telling me something.
Though why a postcode. Makes the landing point vague.
June 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
A lot of dreams recently about having a teleporter app on my phone. Used poorly as you might expect from being "too peopley" out to folks just saying hello. Enter a postcode and off ya go.
Think my social anxiety is telling me something.
Though why a postcode. Makes the landing point vague.
Think my social anxiety is telling me something.
Though why a postcode. Makes the landing point vague.