Smylex Baggins
@smylex.bsky.social
Autistic (Level 1), Satanic (II°) karateka (Ni Dan) making his way on a rock hurtling at high speed through space as best he can.
Normally, he looks like this.
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Normally, he looks like this.
I present to you, Mr. I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I present to you, Mr. I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!
It will probably happen in two to four months.
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It will probably happen in two to four months.
No thanks. I’d rather be dragged, naked, by my tongue, through a field of razor wire, then thrown into a pool of ice cold lemon juice.
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No thanks. I’d rather be dragged, naked, by my tongue, through a field of razor wire, then thrown into a pool of ice cold lemon juice.
Just applied. We’ll see what happens. Depending on the day and time, I’m definitely interested.
December 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just applied. We’ll see what happens. Depending on the day and time, I’m definitely interested.
Just change your last name to Quisling.
It would be the only good thing you can do while in office apart from resigning from the Senate, asshole. 🖕🤬
It would be the only good thing you can do while in office apart from resigning from the Senate, asshole. 🖕🤬
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Just change your last name to Quisling.
It would be the only good thing you can do while in office apart from resigning from the Senate, asshole. 🖕🤬
It would be the only good thing you can do while in office apart from resigning from the Senate, asshole. 🖕🤬
I was born in a children’s hospital. That was 1970, making Bob 7 years old at the time.
I’m pretty sure that made him a kid when it happened.
I’m pretty sure that made him a kid when it happened.
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I was born in a children’s hospital. That was 1970, making Bob 7 years old at the time.
I’m pretty sure that made him a kid when it happened.
I’m pretty sure that made him a kid when it happened.
When people tell me to find god, from now on I’m going to ask if it’s because we’re forming a posse for all the crimes he commits.
July 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
When people tell me to find god, from now on I’m going to ask if it’s because we’re forming a posse for all the crimes he commits.
There are no Epstein Files, my ass. It’s the federal government. The incompetence will have seen several copies made and hidden around the world to be used at a later date.
July 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There are no Epstein Files, my ass. It’s the federal government. The incompetence will have seen several copies made and hidden around the world to be used at a later date.
I would have turned it to my advantage. You should have told her, “Thanks for the free iPad and jacket!”
July 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I would have turned it to my advantage. You should have told her, “Thanks for the free iPad and jacket!”
Who will think of the billionaires?!
June 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who will think of the billionaires?!
I want to pet the kitty!
June 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I want to pet the kitty!
What could possibly go wrong?
June 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
So, another rapid, unscheduled disassembly?
June 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
So, another rapid, unscheduled disassembly?
Sadly, most probably don’t even know.
May 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sadly, most probably don’t even know.
My GTA:Online character agrees.
May 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My GTA:Online character agrees.
Indeed. Just like in life, when you revved the chainsaw, you burned more fuel.
May 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Indeed. Just like in life, when you revved the chainsaw, you burned more fuel.
As far as you know… 😉
May 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As far as you know… 😉
That’s 32 miles from where I live.
May 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
That’s 32 miles from where I live.
I owned that game. I was accused as a 12 year old of being a future serial killer for owning it and the Halloween video game. I’m 54 now and I still haven’t done that.
May 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I owned that game. I was accused as a 12 year old of being a future serial killer for owning it and the Halloween video game. I’m 54 now and I still haven’t done that.
I owned this game when it came out in 1983, and yes, you did. The game ended when you ran out of gas for your chainsaw. You had to look for gas cans to replenish your fuel while avoiding thorn bushes and chainsaw victims.
May 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I owned this game when it came out in 1983, and yes, you did. The game ended when you ran out of gas for your chainsaw. You had to look for gas cans to replenish your fuel while avoiding thorn bushes and chainsaw victims.