Smylex Baggins
@smylex.bsky.social
Autistic (Level 1), Satanic (II°) karateka (Ni Dan) making his way on a rock hurtling at high speed through space as best he can.
Normally, he looks like this.
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Normally, he looks like this.
I present to you, Mr. I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I present to you, Mr. I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!
My GTA:Online character agrees.
May 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My GTA:Online character agrees.
We got pictures of its parents.
April 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
We got pictures of its parents.
For a moment, I thought that was my cantankerous old girl reborn 🥹
March 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
For a moment, I thought that was my cantankerous old girl reborn 🥹
Too bad I deactivated my accounts and deleted the app after his “awkward gesture” caused by “autism.”
(Before anyone tries to drag me: for the record, I am clinically diagnosed autistic, and not once has my autism caused me to give a Nazi salute.)
(Before anyone tries to drag me: for the record, I am clinically diagnosed autistic, and not once has my autism caused me to give a Nazi salute.)
February 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Too bad I deactivated my accounts and deleted the app after his “awkward gesture” caused by “autism.”
(Before anyone tries to drag me: for the record, I am clinically diagnosed autistic, and not once has my autism caused me to give a Nazi salute.)
(Before anyone tries to drag me: for the record, I am clinically diagnosed autistic, and not once has my autism caused me to give a Nazi salute.)
I went full salting of the earth decades ago.
January 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I went full salting of the earth decades ago.
When I saw that, I said, “Nope.”
And, all his apologists saying, “He was trolling,” or, “It’s Asperger’s! He doesn’t know what he’s doing.” Fuck the lot of you!
And, all his apologists saying, “He was trolling,” or, “It’s Asperger’s! He doesn’t know what he’s doing.” Fuck the lot of you!
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When I saw that, I said, “Nope.”
And, all his apologists saying, “He was trolling,” or, “It’s Asperger’s! He doesn’t know what he’s doing.” Fuck the lot of you!
And, all his apologists saying, “He was trolling,” or, “It’s Asperger’s! He doesn’t know what he’s doing.” Fuck the lot of you!
Once I saw that, I quit.
If the site gets resold to someone who isn’t a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, I’ll consider going back.
If the site gets resold to someone who isn’t a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, I’ll consider going back.
January 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Once I saw that, I quit.
If the site gets resold to someone who isn’t a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, I’ll consider going back.
If the site gets resold to someone who isn’t a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, I’ll consider going back.
He fits right in, especially while Trump is constantly displaying the Aryan Fist at every opportunity.
January 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
He fits right in, especially while Trump is constantly displaying the Aryan Fist at every opportunity.
Twitter/X?
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
January 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Twitter/X?
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
He didn’t just give a Nazi salute.
He did it twice!
He did it twice!
January 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He didn’t just give a Nazi salute.
He did it twice!
He did it twice!
I saw that bullshit, and I’m done.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
January 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I saw that bullshit, and I’m done.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
I can give my opinion in five words:
They’re all in on it.
Like Douglas Adams wrote, “To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
They’re all in on it.
Like Douglas Adams wrote, “To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
January 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I can give my opinion in five words:
They’re all in on it.
Like Douglas Adams wrote, “To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
They’re all in on it.
Like Douglas Adams wrote, “To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
I don’t know if this little boy understands how much @hellzjezebelle.bsky.social and I love him. Sweet, sweet Mr. I’m Mary Poppins Y’all!
January 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don’t know if this little boy understands how much @hellzjezebelle.bsky.social and I love him. Sweet, sweet Mr. I’m Mary Poppins Y’all!
No, thank YOU for an amazing show last night at the Echo. I have footage shot of your set. Do you want me to hold off putting up the new songs, or can I post them?
Sincerely,
The guy at the front of the stage wearing these…
Sincerely,
The guy at the front of the stage wearing these…
December 22, 2024 at 5:13 AM
No, thank YOU for an amazing show last night at the Echo. I have footage shot of your set. Do you want me to hold off putting up the new songs, or can I post them?
Sincerely,
The guy at the front of the stage wearing these…
Sincerely,
The guy at the front of the stage wearing these…
I did my last one months ago, before my diagnosis. (My earlier result has the Facebook link on it.) I still struggle with things, but knowing I am autistic and how my brain processes things has been a tremendous relief.
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I did my last one months ago, before my diagnosis. (My earlier result has the Facebook link on it.) I still struggle with things, but knowing I am autistic and how my brain processes things has been a tremendous relief.
It’s recreating Ceiling Cat’s POV.
December 7, 2024 at 3:10 PM
It’s recreating Ceiling Cat’s POV.
Mine is ASD, Unspecified Anxiety Disorder, and 2E.
My hyperfixation is the band, Yob, per Apple Music, and I cannot say I disagree! 🤣
My hyperfixation is the band, Yob, per Apple Music, and I cannot say I disagree! 🤣
December 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Mine is ASD, Unspecified Anxiety Disorder, and 2E.
My hyperfixation is the band, Yob, per Apple Music, and I cannot say I disagree! 🤣
My hyperfixation is the band, Yob, per Apple Music, and I cannot say I disagree! 🤣
I guess I listen to Yob a bit. A significant part of this probably due to being autistic.
December 5, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I guess I listen to Yob a bit. A significant part of this probably due to being autistic.
That’s probably why I’m seeing this:
November 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
That’s probably why I’m seeing this:
Is this why I see bright lights like this?
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Is this why I see bright lights like this?
Yeah, let’s see what they’re doing to blackmail me with. I challenge them!
November 20, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Yeah, let’s see what they’re doing to blackmail me with. I challenge them!
Why did I hear this in the voice of the Fisher Price See ‘n’ Say toy?
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Why did I hear this in the voice of the Fisher Price See ‘n’ Say toy?