Sh*t My Wife Says
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Mrs. Bovino's little boy Gregory can't go potty by himself?
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Mrs. Bovino's little boy Gregory can't go potty by himself?
It's interesting to me that Hilton uses an offshore call center to handle customer service. Yet they support ICE and tRUmp. The kids call that a paradox.
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It's interesting to me that Hilton uses an offshore call center to handle customer service. Yet they support ICE and tRUmp. The kids call that a paradox.
On his way back from Supercuts. $5.00 haircut (comes with a shampoo)
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
On his way back from Supercuts. $5.00 haircut (comes with a shampoo)
Don't the kids call this a classic self-own?
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Don't the kids call this a classic self-own?
Mrs. Bovino’s little boy Gregory can’t go potty by himself?
January 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Mrs. Bovino’s little boy Gregory can’t go potty by himself?
A corollary, as a cop, I once called a traffic stop a possible "DUI." He was. They're all over the place like cockroaches. Nonetheless, a clever defense attorney said I had determined what the traffic stop was before contact with the driver. Not guilty. Wonder what lesson is to be learned here?
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
A corollary, as a cop, I once called a traffic stop a possible "DUI." He was. They're all over the place like cockroaches. Nonetheless, a clever defense attorney said I had determined what the traffic stop was before contact with the driver. Not guilty. Wonder what lesson is to be learned here?
Edit: *More of....
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Edit: *More of....
Balding rotten cabbage
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Balding rotten cabbage
Former cop (these idiots are not cops. Law enforcement? eh....Maybe, but never cops) here. In a felony traffic stop (which they were not doing), one officer gives commands, and the others all have specific jobs. It's not a clusterfuck of ICE agents all screaming contradictory commands at a driver.
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Former cop (these idiots are not cops. Law enforcement? eh....Maybe, but never cops) here. In a felony traffic stop (which they were not doing), one officer gives commands, and the others all have specific jobs. It's not a clusterfuck of ICE agents all screaming contradictory commands at a driver.
He's not a cop. That performative bitch is law enforcement, and so am I, but he'll never, ever be a cop. I'm a cop. Why? I show my face. I don't jump on car hoods like i'm the star of my own action movie ( i copy a license plate down), and I don't shoot at moving vehicles.
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
He's not a cop. That performative bitch is law enforcement, and so am I, but he'll never, ever be a cop. I'm a cop. Why? I show my face. I don't jump on car hoods like i'm the star of my own action movie ( i copy a license plate down), and I don't shoot at moving vehicles.
I don't need to put myself in the mind of the officer, you bloated, rotting, festering cabbage. I've been that officer (former police officer), and you know what I do? Instead of some performative garbage like lying on a hood, I grab a license plate # and contact the person later.
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I don't need to put myself in the mind of the officer, you bloated, rotting, festering cabbage. I've been that officer (former police officer), and you know what I do? Instead of some performative garbage like lying on a hood, I grab a license plate # and contact the person later.
Meaning.......it was the first payment of layaway?
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Meaning.......it was the first payment of layaway?
"attempted murder." Someone is gleefully ignorant of the elements of a crime. Corpus Delicti, my dude. What are the copus elements of homicide?
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"attempted murder." Someone is gleefully ignorant of the elements of a crime. Corpus Delicti, my dude. What are the copus elements of homicide?
Just her personal appearance alone is enough to signal "unserious."
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just her personal appearance alone is enough to signal "unserious."
18 U.S.C. § 111 is the federal law that criminalizes assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating, or interfering with federal officers.
As I read it (former cop here), these dudes are complete and total snowflakes.
As I read it (former cop here), these dudes are complete and total snowflakes.
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
18 U.S.C. § 111 is the federal law that criminalizes assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating, or interfering with federal officers.
As I read it (former cop here), these dudes are complete and total snowflakes.
As I read it (former cop here), these dudes are complete and total snowflakes.
Mr. Yale Law School likely meant "qualified immunity." But since he's JD Vance, he mangled it.
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Mr. Yale Law School likely meant "qualified immunity." But since he's JD Vance, he mangled it.
I'm wondering how many prisons we will have to build to hold all these chucklefucks after the midterms -from the top all the way down. Seems like a good time to learn how to be a welder.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm wondering how many prisons we will have to build to hold all these chucklefucks after the midterms -from the top all the way down. Seems like a good time to learn how to be a welder.
I'm a comedian, and uh........no. Just no. Where's the punchline? Where's the clever premise? Where's the good writing?
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm a comedian, and uh........no. Just no. Where's the punchline? Where's the clever premise? Where's the good writing?
Better to interview every possible witness, gather all video, check all evidence, and leave no stone unturned. This takes significant time. After that, it's time to test evidence and construct a timeline. This can go on for quite some time. BUT.....then it's a comprehensive case.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Better to interview every possible witness, gather all video, check all evidence, and leave no stone unturned. This takes significant time. After that, it's time to test evidence and construct a timeline. This can go on for quite some time. BUT.....then it's a comprehensive case.
The kid can't make it 40 ft. without stopping, taking a knee, and catching his breath. Bloated child.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The kid can't make it 40 ft. without stopping, taking a knee, and catching his breath. Bloated child.
