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Not for nothing, but the oil in Venezuela isn't ripe for the pickin'. There's a reason it's still there.

Dropped a new story on IG. Check out "Corporate Ladder" at www.instagram.com/smwsofficial/

The moon told me it was okay." 🌚🧀
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart

Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝

Welcome to the official debut of SH*T MY WIFE SAYS.

My wife is brilliant, savage, and unfiltered. I’m just the guy lucky enough to document it. Follow along for the chronicle of accidental genius.

Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝

The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.

#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart

She says it. I visualize it. 🎨 My wife drops quotes too good to lose. SMWS is the archive of her brilliance. No lazy husband tropes here—just a showcase of a woman who is wildly funny and the guy who loves her for it.

Warning: Contains high levels of savagery. ⚡️ #smws #comics #aiart