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smutteo.bsky.social
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@smutteo.bsky.social
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Teo!! ✧ Almost 30 ✧ He/Any ✧ SUPER QUEER FOREVER✧

🔞 NO MINORS 🔪 NSFW ACCOUNT 🔞

✧ OC artist + Monster Fucker + Enjoyer of Erotica ✧ ART: #nsfwArt

✧ Support Me: https://subscribestar.adult/smutteo ✧
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This is all @npcmx.bsky.social 's fault.

As per usual <3

im like da monkeys paw. you can't say "I wish x/y/z thing was real" around me and not expect my stupid ass to go "bet" !!!

i was making my wife's pizza while typing this out on my phone. please clap or send me $5 or w/e
My good buddy note quoting me and replying: "The Cum That Makes You Afraid" sounds like an unpublished Poe short story. And I want to read it. My beautiful not-poe-poetry-story, "The Cum That Spawns Anxiety". "One night I lay, my vision bleary, When 'pon the wall, a shadow drew me 'Forth from warmth, sheets gift of rest- I sat upright. Catching my breath. By moonlights shifting, thoughts did form. Chased on by horrors from minds eye- Perhaps a ghost, a ghoul, thought I- Alas. 'Twas not but pale moonlight. Her gentle kiss not far behind. No danger near, No ghoul, no ghost. Just blankets soft, nothing to fear. I closed mine eyes, let visions clear." The second (longer...dare I say, girthier half of the poetry story thing. Sorry I'm not a writer just a clown (and a poor one at that). "-Yet as I lay, A twitch did stir. I peered beyond my eyelids droop, A man did stand, with heavy stoop. Attention paid, I watched in shock- His helmet flared, his girth did grow, It was no man. My cock stood, alone. No words could I speak, No explanation spun- Not even just one chance to run- A sudden spurt- My sheets! I cried I knew at once- It was not done. My rigid soldier sent forth his due, A frothy mix! One shot, Then two. My gasps grew loud, my flesh flared hot, And still, I felt my stomach knot. This nightmare had pulled forth from me- The Cum that Spawns Anxiety. [ Takes a deep Bow, then faceplants ] Can you tell I haven't actually read edgars poetry"
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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i felt so passionate(-ly gay) that words alone were not enough

#Nsfwart #art (sure! sure. art)
Really horrible blue cyan and majenta comic style text that says (in all caps, against a yellow/marigold background) "Butch Meta-Cock Heaven NOW!!!!!!!!"
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This font. Lives rent free in all my millenial-z mutuals brains. The edge of the era lives on through it....
A grungy, inky looking font in white on black. The text is from an old series of ads, named for the very text on display, "You wouldn't download a Car". The ads were used to denounce digital piracy, but tbh it made digital piracy sound really cool and very funny to do. Imo it completely backfired by making downloading a car sound like the PEAK of comedy.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Hhh eeeyyhy,

H.

Normal images that make me, normal guy notmalson, so very notmal,

🫣
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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normally I'm relatively good about choosing my language for the audience I'm around (i.e. just knowing when to mention in-jokes or reference vinty vinesaurce)

but the comedy of One Buttcheek Ok????

it's this to me. you have to imagine this. I need to convey this exact imagery. Beaming this to you.
badly drawn doodle of my sona facing the wall, sadly. He has big wet eyes and his butts cheeks are out, with text that says "Everyone Hate Me...Buttcheek..."
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Being a Good Boy is easy. Just lie down and let your Master pet your belly! Don't worry about how helpless or exposed you are - you're safe and sound and *such* a good boy. Right? <:]

I'm so sleepy and out of it but. Matteo's tits will heal me...

#NsfwArt #transnsfw #nsfwocs #ocnsfw #bdsm #petplay
A digital sketch of my monster OC Matteo, in a padded collar and attached write restraints. His tail is swishing curiously, ears perked and at attention. He looks eager but focused, flushed as he stands nude and alert for his master off screen. His tits are perky, small cock bouncing to life with his own running imagination. Words come from off screen, saying.... "Are you ready?" "Good boy!" "Now...Roll Over."
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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This goofy messy woowoo bullshit has infinitely more charm to me than anything I'm making for myself now and I'm so completely dead serious I need to Go Back....
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I am feeling small and vulnerable to attacks but at least there's sweet older couples rainbows and mushrooms
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Its this.....idk what to even call this shape/body type . Physique of a water bottle. A spaghetti sauce jar....

.........

[ Visibly Straining ] .... Y. Eahg, M-Prego sauc e. Am i right fellas,
Assorted doodles of me looking goody as hell on a scrap of paper, showing how my body fat has shifted aince being on T.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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pictured: gods most favorite torture clown (me) after a hard days work at the being alive factory
clown face down on the midnight ground as a haunting spotlight from above highlights his sad clown buttcheeks to the sky face to hell misery. im the clown.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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tfw . my blood sugar is so fucked bc my stupid shit ass cannula (how my pump delivers insulin) somehow got bent under my skin, and is now likely also infected due to how the insulin wasn't being properly delivered (which makes my bitch ass immune system act up. and the pmdd worse. and the sugars.)
small egg shaped beast barely contains his disgust and rage while standing broken amongst the endless void.
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I was already a goober and congratulated you but CONGRATS X 2 !!!! And ty for the tag!! :D

I'm teo, im in a bit of an oc rut lately, but I draw my weird lil monster dudes having very queer monstery sex >:3c

#nsfwArt
A sketch drawing of my and my wifes ocs (Elias, Milo, Travis - in that order) having a threesome. Milo is smaller than the other two, so is being pressed into Travis from behind as Elias pumps into him while gripping and holding Travis down by the thighs. Milo exclaims suddenly - shoved full and feeling Travis tighten around HIM at the same time. Travis...well, he's lost in the sauce and cumming while frantically jerking himself off. Everyone wins! Au versions of Matteo and Rllis. Matteo is being fucked from behind by Ellis, a dragon-human, holding Matteo by the hair and grinning while he repeatedly presses his knot against Matteos cunt, teasing at knotting him until it drives Matteo into subspace. Dragon au Matteo being surprise fucked by the tentacle monster he summoned. Don't worry, he specifically did this for this purpose - they were just way more eager than he expected! One teases at his clit, already hard, while another starts pushing against his asshole. More begin slithering around his arms from above and below - holding him around the waist, binding his arms, and eagerly teasing at every open bit of flesh they can expose. Matteo bound and partially suspended with shibari, blindfolded, as Ellis grins and fondles him from behind. He whispers sultry things to Matteo while petting over his stomach, slowly but deeply fingering him as Matteo is rendered helpless in his hands.
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Didn't have money for a Costume so I just took bits and bobs and made myself into a silly cozy pixie-elf thang >:3

I've never run around town on Halloween, some of the businesses were doing trick or treat, and there were tons of cute/fun costumes...

Pics of me + my (mildly) concussed mothwife <3
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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WHAT ever.....elf eared bishie boy cannot be stopped.....
A photo of me holding my now colored silicone elf ears.
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The #adoptables currently up in my #Vgen shop <3

Both have variant options to buy just the chibi design, or get the design along with the concept portraits I rendered for them.

Prices start at $25 for the design alone!

[ vgen.co/ellteo/shop ]

#characterdesign #art #anthro #adoptable
A promo page showing the adoptable "Foolish Offering", a fat character in a revealing but playful looking jester costume decorated in almost bruise-colored hues of green, blue, red and pale yellow. To the side is a more serious and rendered portrait of them, showing half of their face behind the smiling mask as it coyly looks back towards them, as if alive. They seem neutral, but have black tendrils slowly creeping over or under their skin, creeping out from under the mask. Ghostly laughter echoes behind them. "I can show you the way...for a small favor..." is a quote shown, alongside the cost of the design only ( $25) as well as the design along with the portrait ($45). A promo for the adoptable dubbed "Scaredy Caster", showing an anthro felid character shivering as they cling to a frayed looking witches broom just slightly taller than they are. They have an odd looking gourd attached to the hip, tagged with some sort of label, and their outfit is adorned with large sashes, wraps and bows. Their fur is on end, and they look quite nervous despite how cute their hair is. To the side is a more rendered portrait, showing them facing forward, teeth poking out in a charming, though gentle, smile. They look much more put together, hair sleek and curly, face flushed with a pleased sheepish delight at being shown attention. They have a necklace choker with a large gem in the middle, shining softly. The quote, "Nobody mentioned how SCARY mage work would BE!!!" sits to the side, along with the prices for the Main Design only ($25) as well as the cost for the design and portrait together ($45).
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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????????? Girls????
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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wife is sweet and offered to get me fancy ramen and take me on a drive bc I had a bad day and im like. tearing up crying looking up the menu so he knows what to order for me when I see this

the way I just started losing it hysterically laughing

with egg. $0 add on fee....in these trying times...
image showing Shrimp on a menu as an add on, for $3. Below is an item listed as "With egg" for $0.00.
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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💥 LINKS//

While I never expect donations, I do appreciate them and any support you guys throw my way!

These are also the places I am most likely to post, other than here!

☕ - ko-fi.com/ellteo
🟠 - patreon.com/Ellteo
👽 - vgen.co/ellteo
🎮 - smutteo.itch.io
🤷 - www.reddit.com/user/analteo/
Tiny white hamster on a woodgrain table. There's a soft dark vignette applied, with Papyrus font text in white that reads "Can We Normalize Being Ugly And Useless" above it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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please . .....
kitty way too close to the fisheye lens...he is Eager but Polite....
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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...ok I meant to send all that sooner ^^^ but my edible suddenly kicked in so hard I had to google if this shit affects edibles and forgot what I was doing only to find this. so here's this ????

www.reddit.com/r/trees/comm...

SORRY????
Reddit comment from a deleted user: thank you, Dr. theCumCatcher The reply from the OP of the thread, who is in fact Dr. theCumCatcher: Dr. theCumCatcher is my father. Please, just call me Mr. Cum.
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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She was soooo pretty!! I got a tiny video of her but wanted to make sure she got back outside safely- pardon the shaky voice, AC units are Heavy, HFNFGSN
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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YIPPEEEEEE!!!

TW: BUG IMAGES

I love bug pictures but I am not a true Bug Fan in the way all the cool people are. But I do like Observing Little Guys....so here, my small collection i am proud of....

Firstly: the nice lady spider :} !!!
A tan, brown, cream and orange orb weaver spider!
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Re-teaching myself how to draw properly by doodling Ellis, my art block babygirl Ellis....

He is so beautiful. And sooooo abnormal behind his handsome lone wolf visage. This man is a puppy...

[ #art #doodle #ocs #sketch ]
A photo of a page of notes and sketches, ft. My wife's OC Ellis and notes about his design details.
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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the thing about having a brain that works the way mine does is that I can connect dots lightning fast in ways doctors do not expect and are not trained to deal with unless they, too, have autisms

so then im sitting here like this while they smile and grimace and say "Ok, but, the insurance...."
pepe silvia meme from it's always sunny in philadelphia!
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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me looking something up to explain to my wife how my therapist pointed out that chronic stomach problems can/do affect your mental health and how FODMAP foods can contribute to this

my autism putting the pieces together and beating me to death: woagh dude. that's like, all the foods u cant eat!!!!
a screen cap of an article from cleveland clinic, showing a list of gluten-free high-fructan foods, a type of short-chain carb that can cause certain people with IBS/Gastrointestinal sensitivities to have worsened issues. Such as....me <3
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM