cat squasher-downer
@smudged.bsky.social
hey I am a cat tbh :3
➡️cis male pan poly || 39 || he/they
🐱cat job: ANE Director, Media Dept. Advisor, & The Guy Who Makes The Deer Logos
🙂human job: Sr. Cloud FinOps Analyst
🐾fursuits: SmudgeV1 by Howl Yeah! || SmudgeV2 by This Suits You
➡️cis male pan poly || 39 || he/they
🐱cat job: ANE Director, Media Dept. Advisor, & The Guy Who Makes The Deer Logos
🙂human job: Sr. Cloud FinOps Analyst
🐾fursuits: SmudgeV1 by Howl Yeah! || SmudgeV2 by This Suits You
read this years ago and been meaning to buy a physical copy ever since!
October 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
read this years ago and been meaning to buy a physical copy ever since!
important shipment arrived today & now our home can truly be safe for children
September 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
important shipment arrived today & now our home can truly be safe for children
oh hey, here's another fun find
my hometown newspaper from June 27th 2004 running its big annual high school graduates list, including me! :3
also: the Iraq War possibly not going so well?, and an interesting first game in what will surely be an otherwise typical 2004 Subway Series
my hometown newspaper from June 27th 2004 running its big annual high school graduates list, including me! :3
also: the Iraq War possibly not going so well?, and an interesting first game in what will surely be an otherwise typical 2004 Subway Series
September 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
oh hey, here's another fun find
my hometown newspaper from June 27th 2004 running its big annual high school graduates list, including me! :3
also: the Iraq War possibly not going so well?, and an interesting first game in what will surely be an otherwise typical 2004 Subway Series
my hometown newspaper from June 27th 2004 running its big annual high school graduates list, including me! :3
also: the Iraq War possibly not going so well?, and an interesting first game in what will surely be an otherwise typical 2004 Subway Series
from the stack of old bankers boxes I liberated from my parents' house attic, my newest fun discovery:
my SAT booklet & score from 2002 lmao
my SAT booklet & score from 2002 lmao
September 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
from the stack of old bankers boxes I liberated from my parents' house attic, my newest fun discovery:
my SAT booklet & score from 2002 lmao
my SAT booklet & score from 2002 lmao
just finished omnibus #11 of Gantz, now the tough part is finding the last one
Dark Horse stopped printing the series only a few years after it finished and book #12 is so rare you can't even find it on eBay aside for a few that sell instantly... I'll just have to keep looking b/c i NEED it ahaha
Dark Horse stopped printing the series only a few years after it finished and book #12 is so rare you can't even find it on eBay aside for a few that sell instantly... I'll just have to keep looking b/c i NEED it ahaha
August 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just finished omnibus #11 of Gantz, now the tough part is finding the last one
Dark Horse stopped printing the series only a few years after it finished and book #12 is so rare you can't even find it on eBay aside for a few that sell instantly... I'll just have to keep looking b/c i NEED it ahaha
Dark Horse stopped printing the series only a few years after it finished and book #12 is so rare you can't even find it on eBay aside for a few that sell instantly... I'll just have to keep looking b/c i NEED it ahaha
thinking of them
August 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
thinking of them
see? here's the project minimap, that's a totally normal spreadsheet formula right there
and hey it's only ~15.8k characters, which isn't even half of Sheets' 50k character limit per cell, so I mean really I'm being good keeping it this simple
and hey it's only ~15.8k characters, which isn't even half of Sheets' 50k character limit per cell, so I mean really I'm being good keeping it this simple
August 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
see? here's the project minimap, that's a totally normal spreadsheet formula right there
and hey it's only ~15.8k characters, which isn't even half of Sheets' 50k character limit per cell, so I mean really I'm being good keeping it this simple
and hey it's only ~15.8k characters, which isn't even half of Sheets' 50k character limit per cell, so I mean really I'm being good keeping it this simple
it's been ~2 months since I got back into riding my bike & considering the sheer number of cyclists I see zipping around city streets without a helmet, lemme just say:
🚲🛴🛹 ➡️WEAR A HELMET!!⬅️ 🛼🛵🏍️
see these photos? that's my old bike helmet, with a chunk bashed in where it hit a metal guardrail
🚲🛴🛹 ➡️WEAR A HELMET!!⬅️ 🛼🛵🏍️
see these photos? that's my old bike helmet, with a chunk bashed in where it hit a metal guardrail
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it's been ~2 months since I got back into riding my bike & considering the sheer number of cyclists I see zipping around city streets without a helmet, lemme just say:
🚲🛴🛹 ➡️WEAR A HELMET!!⬅️ 🛼🛵🏍️
see these photos? that's my old bike helmet, with a chunk bashed in where it hit a metal guardrail
🚲🛴🛹 ➡️WEAR A HELMET!!⬅️ 🛼🛵🏍️
see these photos? that's my old bike helmet, with a chunk bashed in where it hit a metal guardrail
ahhh time for bed, let me just check my laptop real q- OH NO OH GOD DAMN IT
July 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ahhh time for bed, let me just check my laptop real q- OH NO OH GOD DAMN IT
ohhh gotcha, so I guess you've got straight handlebars? Mine are ergo drop bars so the curve limits what and where I can install shifters
here's a quick photo of my bike, that's the bar-end style shifter
here's a quick photo of my bike, that's the bar-end style shifter
July 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
ohhh gotcha, so I guess you've got straight handlebars? Mine are ergo drop bars so the curve limits what and where I can install shifters
here's a quick photo of my bike, that's the bar-end style shifter
here's a quick photo of my bike, that's the bar-end style shifter
been getting back into manga lately and it seems this particular bookshelf by the door has become the Traumatic Horrors Zone
July 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
been getting back into manga lately and it seems this particular bookshelf by the door has become the Traumatic Horrors Zone
additionally this thing is still doing great! just recently put new gel-cork wraps on the handlebars, plus some other stuff
oh also I've fully become one of Those Dads thanks to Burley
oh also I've fully become one of Those Dads thanks to Burley
July 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
additionally this thing is still doing great! just recently put new gel-cork wraps on the handlebars, plus some other stuff
oh also I've fully become one of Those Dads thanks to Burley
oh also I've fully become one of Those Dads thanks to Burley
@lkngrrr.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy I'd like to report that Rachel is now the proud owner of whatever the heck this is (155mm howitzer casing for scale)
July 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@lkngrrr.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy I'd like to report that Rachel is now the proud owner of whatever the heck this is (155mm howitzer casing for scale)
anyone need this? compatible with Windows 3.1 AND 95, this is gonna be the next big thing mark my words
May 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
anyone need this? compatible with Windows 3.1 AND 95, this is gonna be the next big thing mark my words
this notification just popped up on my phone and my brain made the dial-up modem sound while it tried desperately to understand what was being communicated to me and oh it's time for my afternoon Adderall, thanks Igorrr
April 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this notification just popped up on my phone and my brain made the dial-up modem sound while it tried desperately to understand what was being communicated to me and oh it's time for my afternoon Adderall, thanks Igorrr
made something fun for streamlining a project for work & I'm definitely mostly sure I've designed it to avoid any chance of crashing my browser
behold: RECURSE_REGEXREPLACE(), a self-referencing Sheets named function that will loop until all matches are found and checked for a valid replacement
behold: RECURSE_REGEXREPLACE(), a self-referencing Sheets named function that will loop until all matches are found and checked for a valid replacement
March 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
made something fun for streamlining a project for work & I'm definitely mostly sure I've designed it to avoid any chance of crashing my browser
behold: RECURSE_REGEXREPLACE(), a self-referencing Sheets named function that will loop until all matches are found and checked for a valid replacement
behold: RECURSE_REGEXREPLACE(), a self-referencing Sheets named function that will loop until all matches are found and checked for a valid replacement
he turns 11 months old and decides it's time to murder me smh
December 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
he turns 11 months old and decides it's time to murder me smh
posting this in case anyone wants to know what parenting is like :)))
the baby's room is at the end of the dark hallway I'm facing; we're effectively at diagonal opposite corners of the unit, with a closed door and multiple white noise generating devices between us
the baby's room is at the end of the dark hallway I'm facing; we're effectively at diagonal opposite corners of the unit, with a closed door and multiple white noise generating devices between us
December 16, 2024 at 8:43 AM
posting this in case anyone wants to know what parenting is like :)))
the baby's room is at the end of the dark hallway I'm facing; we're effectively at diagonal opposite corners of the unit, with a closed door and multiple white noise generating devices between us
the baby's room is at the end of the dark hallway I'm facing; we're effectively at diagonal opposite corners of the unit, with a closed door and multiple white noise generating devices between us
yes I'm actually aware of what that series is about
but don't worry, I also got the next 2 volumes of this cheerful little series! that 3rd volume has *two* layers of plastic wrap, I can't wait to find out why :)))
but don't worry, I also got the next 2 volumes of this cheerful little series! that 3rd volume has *two* layers of plastic wrap, I can't wait to find out why :)))
December 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
yes I'm actually aware of what that series is about
but don't worry, I also got the next 2 volumes of this cheerful little series! that 3rd volume has *two* layers of plastic wrap, I can't wait to find out why :)))
but don't worry, I also got the next 2 volumes of this cheerful little series! that 3rd volume has *two* layers of plastic wrap, I can't wait to find out why :)))
I know I've been super depressed so I decided to grab myself some manga while there's holiday sales
I hear this one is really happy and wonderful, it should cheer me right up! :)
I hear this one is really happy and wonderful, it should cheer me right up! :)
December 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I know I've been super depressed so I decided to grab myself some manga while there's holiday sales
I hear this one is really happy and wonderful, it should cheer me right up! :)
I hear this one is really happy and wonderful, it should cheer me right up! :)
