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Tori
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Hold your hats and hallelujah
Truly: how many times are they gonna release a six figure jobs report only to amend it to barely four within eight weeks? Why does the stock market still dip and soar based on it when it’s bullshit thru and thru?

But I’m glad the finance bros have their own version of Mercury in retrograde 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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You can’t read the doll - but she sure can read to the children! It was a fun #dragstoryhour over the weekend with stories, songs, and dancing! #dsh #dragstoryhourdmv #dragqueen #roxxxyandrews #youcantreadthedoll
September 11, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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We’re ONE WEEK away from the new #Dazzler miniseries by Jason Loo - so here’s a #tbt to one of my absolute favorite shoots I did around Atlanta after @DragonCon in 2019. #alisonblaire #xmen #discodazzler #cosplay #dragqueen
September 12, 2024 at 12:38 PM
If these walls could talk

They’d mostly be in pity
July 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I would want to be a radio DJ to only play songs matching the inclusion months and see how long it takes folks to notice
June 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I must be a communist, letting everyone live in my head rentfree
May 11, 2024 at 4:43 AM
My office is serviced by people who don’t do toilet paper rolls pulling from over, it’s all under, and I can’t crack them open to switch them.

Is this Virgo purgatory?
May 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
You always think you can handle dairy until that oneeeee time you reorder a Starbucks drink and are suddenly reminded that their sweet cream is not your friend 😅
March 7, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Her web connects us all. I joined Graymalkin Lane on a Patreon episode on the woman of the moment Cassandra Webb aka Madame Web: her Twinkie ad origins, her comic book weirdness, and of course the iconically camp film. This closet cosplay look was fun to do, but want to do her legit movie look soon!
March 6, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Nothing makes a Virgo happier than being asked to provide the timeline of an email argument

The summary of receipts came to a page and a half and I was LIVING
March 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
If you tell your assistant “that meeting is unnecessary” you better not be bending the truth when we cancel it

Signed,
So That Meeting WAS Important, You’re Just An Idiot
March 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Look, I ride NJTransit a lot.

But there is some charming background music happening that isn’t normal. Is someone in charge of this? Who do I talk to about encouraging this?

So much better than “whatever is happening in a youtube video”
March 3, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I just watched my dinner circle around me for five minutes because I live by two highways crossing and it can get confusing. But he did FOUR approaches and there’s only two ways to fuck up sooooooooooo
February 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Back on my X-Files bullshit.

Deeply bisexual for these two.

Incredibly jealous of the fashion.
January 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Me yesterday: maybe project management is where i wanna go next
Me today in the middle of a two hour meeting about a calendar where we only covered the first month: lol kill me now
January 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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It’s Work In Progress Wednesday abd all of these new cosplays are at different stages of coming together - some are all ready to go! They’ll slowly be making their debuts at upcoming events & cons and I’m so excited to show them to you!
January 3, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I dated a blah guy ten years ago, whose main personality was Alabama football

I am a known curse when I watch teams I want to win, which I often weaponize by cheering for the “wrong” team

It’s been ten years since Alabama did well in the postseason, and that’s why you don’t fuck with a Virgo
January 2, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Every time I do a big clean or put on new sheets and make my bed, the feeling of calm and rest that comes over me is transcendent

It is then replaced by pure rage as I can sense my mother smirking about how she’s right and honestly I hate that most of all
December 31, 2023 at 7:58 PM
FLURRIES
❄️❄️❄️❄️💃❄️❄️❄️❄️
December 7, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Doorbell rings at 10:30am on a Sunday

Me: ah the religious have come to proselytize, glad I am wearing my Serial Killer Documentaries and Chill sweatshirt

Tiny Boy Scout At The Door: 🥹 thanks for ordering this popcorn 💕

Me, grabbing the bags to cover my murder cosplay: uh yes of course haha 😬
November 26, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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Headed out to see The Marvels this week - Carol has always been a fav of mine and so excited to see Monica & Kamala on the big screen!!! Did you see it yet? Did you love it?
November 11, 2023 at 3:57 PM
I binged the last four Loki eps and finished half an hour before I had to go on air with @nicoaction.bsky.social and I still cried on camera so that’s how my branch is going today I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY REACTION LOKI
November 12, 2023 at 1:21 AM
(I fuckin love my vape you gays)
November 6, 2023 at 11:38 PM
You know you’re winning at work when you send a message on Teams and the respondent sends three laugh react gifs and then comes over to cackle with you in person
💁‍♀️
November 3, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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I really had fun making this track and I hope everyone grooves on some fucking AWESOME #LowerDecks theme because #StarTrek that's why
Lower Decks Mariachi Mix
A STAR TREK LOWER DECKS theme cover by Nico Action!
youtu.be
October 15, 2023 at 3:12 PM