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Deadhead.

“That government which governs best, governs least”

Don’t follow me, I’m lost.

This darkness got to give.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me!
LOOK AT Me!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oíche Shamhna shona daoibh.
#HappyHalloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
New ICE training video being rolled out.
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ready for Ireland vs Portugal #fifawotldcup
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
And they have been updated
September 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wednesday and Enid are the new Count Chocula and Frankenberry.
September 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Signs of bad weather brewing
September 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Covid and flu shots are aboard.
September 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m screwed.
August 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Things my Garmin tells me now they I have entered the 60+ cohort.
August 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So far in this month of August I have had pneumonia and been hit by a truck while motorcycling and needed to have my clavicle surgically repaired.

Is this $5 shrimp thing a bridge too far?
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Take life as it comes.
August 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
‘Marry, here's grace and a codpiece; that's a wise man and a fool’ - King Lear, act III, scene 2. Cc: @wildalaska
August 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cry Haddock and let slip the dogs of war!!!!
August 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Looks like Pumpkin Spice season is on.
August 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nuke all the theocrats.
July 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
July 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM