Smplefy
@smplefy.bsky.social
Deadhead.
“That government which governs best, governs least”
Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
This darkness got to give.
“That government which governs best, governs least”
Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
This darkness got to give.
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Smplefy
@smplefy.bsky.social
· Dec 13
Me: Siri, Who was the last US President to die in office?
Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.
Me: could you check again?
Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.
Me: could you check again?
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This about sums it up.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
This about sums it up.
A! B! C!
A - Always
B! - Be
C! - Curling
A - Always
B! - Be
C! - Curling
a man is playing curling in front of a scoreboard that says end 3 on it
ALT: a man is playing curling in front of a scoreboard that says end 3 on it
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
A! B! C!
A - Always
B! - Be
C! - Curling
A - Always
B! - Be
C! - Curling
Curling: When the USA mixed doubles blonde lady yells “CURL! CURL! CURL”, while the guy is curling his ass off, and then gives him that side eye, I have to wonder if they are married.
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Curling: When the USA mixed doubles blonde lady yells “CURL! CURL! CURL”, while the guy is curling his ass off, and then gives him that side eye, I have to wonder if they are married.
Thinking about the term, “work wife”.
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Thinking about the term, “work wife”.
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
The Muppet Show is back on Disney+
February 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The Muppet Show is back on Disney+
@wqxr.bsky.social is doing a special on Langston Hugh’s music tonight
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
@wqxr.bsky.social is doing a special on Langston Hugh’s music tonight
You’re getting old when you are listening to the Dead play “Not Fade Away” and you hear a riff that makes you think they are going into Not Fade Away.
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
You’re getting old when you are listening to the Dead play “Not Fade Away” and you hear a riff that makes you think they are going into Not Fade Away.
We are well over due for a hit song from Kool and the Gang.
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
We are well over due for a hit song from Kool and the Gang.
We had snow. Just a little. Restaurants closed. South Carolinians have no snow game.
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We had snow. Just a little. Restaurants closed. South Carolinians have no snow game.
Nothing says I am out of place in South Carolina like styling my scarf to go grocery shopping down at the local Harris Teeter
January 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Nothing says I am out of place in South Carolina like styling my scarf to go grocery shopping down at the local Harris Teeter
This was the best day at work I will have all year
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This was the best day at work I will have all year
A lot of mad people on Instagram today
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 PM
A lot of mad people on Instagram today
Finally getting the chance to drive my truck in the snow with this next storm and my daughter borrows it to drive to work this weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Finally getting the chance to drive my truck in the snow with this next storm and my daughter borrows it to drive to work this weekend.
Laurel and Hardy will return in Avengers: Doomsday
two men in overalls and hats are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men in overalls and hats are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Laurel and Hardy will return in Avengers: Doomsday
If there were only a way to belch out stress.
a cartoon drawing of a man with a huge mouth
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man with a huge mouth
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
If there were only a way to belch out stress.
Before Start Trek, William Shatner did battle with the first known AI back in 1960.
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Before Start Trek, William Shatner did battle with the first known AI back in 1960.
Anyone else take the Lenovo update and not able to shut down their computer thereafter?
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Anyone else take the Lenovo update and not able to shut down their computer thereafter?
All hail the Thane of Cawdor
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
All hail the Thane of Cawdor
48 months until retirement
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
48 months until retirement
Three dog night in South Carolina
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Three dog night in South Carolina
When you fly from the US to play the #AustralianOpen Qualifiers and find that ASICS has dressed you and your Italian opponent in the same kit.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
When you fly from the US to play the #AustralianOpen Qualifiers and find that ASICS has dressed you and your Italian opponent in the same kit.