Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
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I've had three kids opt for the potato!! 😍😍😍
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I've had three kids opt for the potato!! 😍😍😍
Here is a tomato I grew in my garden and sliced into this evening. The cultivar's name is Gin Fizz. And that is the extent of my comments on the matter.
July 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Here is a tomato I grew in my garden and sliced into this evening. The cultivar's name is Gin Fizz. And that is the extent of my comments on the matter.
(Background: I'm in my late 40s and I'm in law school trying to start a new career and it's really hard and I'm spending Mother's Day studying for finals.)
Y'all, my 17yo made me a handmade GAVEL for Mother's Day! He made it himself on a lathe!! 😭😍
Y'all, my 17yo made me a handmade GAVEL for Mother's Day! He made it himself on a lathe!! 😭😍
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
(Background: I'm in my late 40s and I'm in law school trying to start a new career and it's really hard and I'm spending Mother's Day studying for finals.)
Y'all, my 17yo made me a handmade GAVEL for Mother's Day! He made it himself on a lathe!! 😭😍
Y'all, my 17yo made me a handmade GAVEL for Mother's Day! He made it himself on a lathe!! 😭😍
This was my friend in the carpool pickup yesterday. Recently fledged, completely charming.
(Btw at first I misread "lukelukeluke" as though it rhymed with ukulele so if you ever need a nickname...)
(Btw at first I misread "lukelukeluke" as though it rhymed with ukulele so if you ever need a nickname...)
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This was my friend in the carpool pickup yesterday. Recently fledged, completely charming.
(Btw at first I misread "lukelukeluke" as though it rhymed with ukulele so if you ever need a nickname...)
(Btw at first I misread "lukelukeluke" as though it rhymed with ukulele so if you ever need a nickname...)
Happy Easter! I'm cooking what's become a tradition thanks to your grandmother and the magic of the internet. (Also tradition to yank your chain by saying that instead of powder I used fresh, instead of lamb I used beefaroni, and instead of cooking dinner I got a certification in HR.)
April 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Happy Easter! I'm cooking what's become a tradition thanks to your grandmother and the magic of the internet. (Also tradition to yank your chain by saying that instead of powder I used fresh, instead of lamb I used beefaroni, and instead of cooking dinner I got a certification in HR.)
People of a certain age remember when the J Peterman Catalog figured prominently on Seinfeld. Well, apparently Elaine has slacked off in her editing, because here is a typo in the current catalog. Tee hee.
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
People of a certain age remember when the J Peterman Catalog figured prominently on Seinfeld. Well, apparently Elaine has slacked off in her editing, because here is a typo in the current catalog. Tee hee.
I'm shipping her with my orange weirdo, Sunny. I hope neither of you mind. Here is a photo that shows his best side: the toe beans.
March 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm shipping her with my orange weirdo, Sunny. I hope neither of you mind. Here is a photo that shows his best side: the toe beans.
Have some toe beans.
March 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Have some toe beans.
Exactly. Also, nobody wants to see pair bonded sibling cats grooming each other! I'm providing this photo as an example of what nobody wants to see.
February 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Exactly. Also, nobody wants to see pair bonded sibling cats grooming each other! I'm providing this photo as an example of what nobody wants to see.
Happy SeedCatalogTide to all who celebrate.
January 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy SeedCatalogTide to all who celebrate.
For reasons unknown to me, my parents, who are approaching eighty, not only own these Nixon and Agnew puppets but have them displayed in their guest room.
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
For reasons unknown to me, my parents, who are approaching eighty, not only own these Nixon and Agnew puppets but have them displayed in their guest room.
Sunny says tell Lily he'll be right over.
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Sunny says tell Lily he'll be right over.
Pair bonded cats are the best.
December 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Pair bonded cats are the best.
I was telling a Republican law school classmate who voted for Trump that I'm on Bluesky, and that everyone here is so nice, it feels like social media felt fifteen years ago. So in the spirit of that, here is a picture of what my spouse and I made for dinner. It's delicious.
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I was telling a Republican law school classmate who voted for Trump that I'm on Bluesky, and that everyone here is so nice, it feels like social media felt fifteen years ago. So in the spirit of that, here is a picture of what my spouse and I made for dinner. It's delicious.
Show me the women who raised you.
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Show me the women who raised you.
Took a walk this morning and saw ice flowers for the first time! I didn't even know those existed until today!
November 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Took a walk this morning and saw ice flowers for the first time! I didn't even know those existed until today!
I think human names that don't sound like dog names are hilarious. Meet our rescue German Shepherd, Diane.
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I think human names that don't sound like dog names are hilarious. Meet our rescue German Shepherd, Diane.
Here's, have some pair bonded sibling cats.
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Here's, have some pair bonded sibling cats.
Also here is my offering of pet photos, as is traditional.
November 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Also here is my offering of pet photos, as is traditional.