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Smoot in the Shell
@smootintheshell.bsky.social
You may know me from twitter! Pro wrestling fan. Straight Edge. Kentuckian. Leftist. Horror fan. Follow me, hopefully I use this a lot! Or maybe not! Who's to say? He/Him
Loud Who Dey noises
All four of these teams won today btw
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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goodnight chat
July 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Growth is realizing that most pro wrestlers are liars, hypocrites, and carnies 🤼‍♂️
June 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Going to the Cincinnati Dynamite in August. Gonna stick the winner. 🤼‍♂️
June 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
May 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I thought Dynasty was a fine show. Women's title match was really good. Some matches should've been on TV. The triple threat was MOTN. The opener was real good, the ROH title match and TNT title matches were duds imo. What the fuck was that main event though. Please get the belt off of Mox. 7/10 🤼‍♂️
April 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Opening Day. LFG
March 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Revolution was an all-timer show.....until that main event. Absolute disasterclass there. Even the girlfriend thought it was a joke. 🤼‍♂️
March 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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8000 days ago (March 27, 2003), former Reds pitcher Will McEnaney’s 1976 World Series ring is sold on eBay for $6500.01. It’s thought to be the first eBay sale of a genuine World Series ring.
February 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Going to Indy for some show today 🤼‍♂️
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Bro you have to visit my hometown, there's a brick oven pizza place that lets you fuck the pies, everyone you run into is so nice if you're white, in 1953 we elected a goldfish mayor, there's a homeless guy who lives on my porch and sells me hard drugs. The bugs are back.
January 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Last week in Cincy 🤼‍♂️
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Good evening, officer
January 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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53000 days ago (December 3, 1879), with the Cincinnati Reds having disbanded, the National League admits a new club in Porkopolis for the 1880 season. The Cincinnati Stars last one season and are expelled from the league when they refuse to stop selling alcohol at the ballpark.
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's cold out here
January 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Let's beat Shittsburgh today!
January 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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It’s amazing how unironically people are responding to this with shit about what a great candidate she was… she offered nothing except more of the same, just even more right wing than it currently is. No one wants Republican-lite. Her campaign was a disaster. She was a joke. Free Palestine.
Kamala Harris: You inspired us in 2024.

If Vice President Harris inspired YOU like she inspired 74,749,891 Americans, it's worth a solid "all the way re-post!"
January 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sick Dey
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Howdy
December 13, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Shadow always had the power of Inokism 🤼‍♂️
December 10, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Mornin'
December 7, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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The @AnaheimDucks take it in a shootout! 🦆
December 2, 2024 at 4:17 AM