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jordan 🏳️‍🌈Ⓥ
@smoljordan.bsky.social
27 year old guy from az, i try my best

Gizzhead, NES Tetris roller (PB 1,375,100), maxed OSRS enjoyer (rsn smoljordan), furry, ex-mormon

don't eat animals
500 Solo ToA completed! Fang kit is so sick
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
spent the last 3 weeks nolifing runescape for a clan event. i made a shitton of gp, got my first quiver, got a pet, got magma mutagent, and most importantly had lots of fun :D
June 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
COLOSSEUM COMPLETED! 7 Sol deaths and this fight was one of my worst, just an insanely close finish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFD...
June 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
SOULREAPER AXE COMPLETED! :D Spooned for all 4 pieces:
Whisperer 27kc 6/7/24
Vardorvis 397kc 8/19/24
Duke 273kc 5/18/25
Leviathan 649kc 6/7/25
June 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
been grinding phosani's nightmare a bit, nothing huge so far but it's been going alright :p
May 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
got 2 games of the exact same score today playing in Tetris Wars O.o this has gotta be insanely unlikely
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
seriously look at this dude
April 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
insanely good rng
March 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
max level in old school runescape :)
March 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maxing my OSRS account tomorrow at noon MST!
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Farewell to Kings
March 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
99 fishing, 99 mining! One final runecraft level and i can finally play the game
March 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
2274, just mining, fishing, and rc left!
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
also got my biggest ever antipk during this grind, ~90m
February 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
fucking FINALLYYYYY! 3026 Spindel KC (+ about 300 Venenatis)
February 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSS!! 32 KC LOOOL
February 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
this album is so goddamn good, how come you GOONers didn't tell me sooner
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
my boyfriend's runescape setup, god he is such a creature
January 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
also 999 EHP :O
January 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
99% maxed, the final push!
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
24 EHP left to max, time to stay up for 24 hours playing perfectly efficiently and finish this shit! jk lol, see you in like 2 months
January 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
fucking mesmerized by this track recently (and a few others by Cayden Wemple, he writes some good damn songs)
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
my worst NES tetris maxout choke ever (this was DAS only aka no hypertapping/rolling)
January 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Diamond in AoE4! Conqueror soon maybe? i won 6 games in a row today (1 loss because my game crashed, i was winning tho -_-)
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
98 RC, base 98, 2273 total. won't max this year, but it's right around the corner :)
December 29, 2024 at 1:59 PM