jordan 🏳️🌈Ⓥ
@smoljordan.bsky.social
27 year old guy from az, i try my best
Gizzhead, NES Tetris roller (PB 1,375,100), maxed OSRS enjoyer (rsn smoljordan), furry, ex-mormon
don't eat animals
Gizzhead, NES Tetris roller (PB 1,375,100), maxed OSRS enjoyer (rsn smoljordan), furry, ex-mormon
don't eat animals
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jordan 🏳️🌈Ⓥ
@smoljordan.bsky.social
· Nov 11
hi all i'm jordan, a bisexual vegan leftist ex-mormon stoner furry gizzhead musician from arizona. mostly a competitive gamer in my free time (nes tetris, osrs, aoe2/4, cs2) but i also casually stream, write music, and sometimes develop games. my future posts will likely relate to all of the above
gotta be honest, i still struggle to bother looking at this website because it just doesn't show me the shit i wanna see. I am unfortunately too algorithm-pilled and the discover page is just so bad at actually adjusting based on what i hit show more/less on so i just keep using twitter instead
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
gotta be honest, i still struggle to bother looking at this website because it just doesn't show me the shit i wanna see. I am unfortunately too algorithm-pilled and the discover page is just so bad at actually adjusting based on what i hit show more/less on so i just keep using twitter instead
500 Solo ToA completed! Fang kit is so sick
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
500 Solo ToA completed! Fang kit is so sick
spent the last 3 weeks nolifing runescape for a clan event. i made a shitton of gp, got my first quiver, got a pet, got magma mutagent, and most importantly had lots of fun :D
June 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
spent the last 3 weeks nolifing runescape for a clan event. i made a shitton of gp, got my first quiver, got a pet, got magma mutagent, and most importantly had lots of fun :D
COLOSSEUM COMPLETED! 7 Sol deaths and this fight was one of my worst, just an insanely close finish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFD...
June 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
COLOSSEUM COMPLETED! 7 Sol deaths and this fight was one of my worst, just an insanely close finish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFD...
SOULREAPER AXE COMPLETED! :D Spooned for all 4 pieces:
Whisperer 27kc 6/7/24
Vardorvis 397kc 8/19/24
Duke 273kc 5/18/25
Leviathan 649kc 6/7/25
Whisperer 27kc 6/7/24
Vardorvis 397kc 8/19/24
Duke 273kc 5/18/25
Leviathan 649kc 6/7/25
June 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
SOULREAPER AXE COMPLETED! :D Spooned for all 4 pieces:
Whisperer 27kc 6/7/24
Vardorvis 397kc 8/19/24
Duke 273kc 5/18/25
Leviathan 649kc 6/7/25
Whisperer 27kc 6/7/24
Vardorvis 397kc 8/19/24
Duke 273kc 5/18/25
Leviathan 649kc 6/7/25
GOT A NEW TETRIS PB!!!!!!!!!! broke the 1.3 barrier i've been stuck at since 2022 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rrx...
broke my Tetris record during a match! FIRST 1.4!
YouTube video by jordan
www.youtube.com
May 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
GOT A NEW TETRIS PB!!!!!!!!!! broke the 1.3 barrier i've been stuck at since 2022 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rrx...
been grinding phosani's nightmare a bit, nothing huge so far but it's been going alright :p
May 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
been grinding phosani's nightmare a bit, nothing huge so far but it's been going alright :p
got 2 games of the exact same score today playing in Tetris Wars O.o this has gotta be insanely unlikely
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
got 2 games of the exact same score today playing in Tetris Wars O.o this has gotta be insanely unlikely
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i figure its as good a day as any to post the comic im most famous for on here
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i figure its as good a day as any to post the comic im most famous for on here
seriously look at this dude
April 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
seriously look at this dude
accidentally got into a philosophy conversation with a guy at work who thought solipsism was "the thing from death note"
April 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
accidentally got into a philosophy conversation with a guy at work who thought solipsism was "the thing from death note"
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guests werent deleted they got hit by a meteorite
March 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
guests werent deleted they got hit by a meteorite
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Do you like waiting for a call? 🥹
March 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Do you like waiting for a call? 🥹
max level in old school runescape :)
March 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
max level in old school runescape :)
Maxing my OSRS account tomorrow at noon MST!
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Maxing my OSRS account tomorrow at noon MST!
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
KING GIZZ SHOW AND CAR SEAT HEADREST SHOW IN LA 2 DAYS APART WHAT THE FUUUUCK
March 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
KING GIZZ SHOW AND CAR SEAT HEADREST SHOW IN LA 2 DAYS APART WHAT THE FUUUUCK
99 fishing, 99 mining! One final runecraft level and i can finally play the game
March 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
99 fishing, 99 mining! One final runecraft level and i can finally play the game
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
2274, just mining, fishing, and rc left!
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
2274, just mining, fishing, and rc left!
Willoughby's Beach >>> 12 Bar Bruise
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Willoughby's Beach >>> 12 Bar Bruise
fucking FINALLYYYYY! 3026 Spindel KC (+ about 300 Venenatis)
February 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
fucking FINALLYYYYY! 3026 Spindel KC (+ about 300 Venenatis)
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