smokyartichoke
@smokyartichoke.bsky.social
Curious onlooker, two score and fourteen, father of musicians, husband of a patient woman, lover of dogs. Never actually smoked an artichoke.
We call my cold aunt Antifreeze.
March 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We call my cold aunt Antifreeze.
You're ribbing us.
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You're ribbing us.
I dunno why they call those things "cakes," they taste terrible.
January 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I dunno why they call those things "cakes," they taste terrible.
Well then how am I supposed to pee all over it?! I really do not understand women...
January 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well then how am I supposed to pee all over it?! I really do not understand women...
I took a big step back but I still can't fuck myself in the face. He makes it sound easy; he must do it all the time. For beginners like me it's a challenge.
December 28, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I took a big step back but I still can't fuck myself in the face. He makes it sound easy; he must do it all the time. For beginners like me it's a challenge.
I feel ya. In my head, Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney are the same guy.
Also Skeet Ulrich and Scoot McNairy. Same guy.
Also Skeet Ulrich and Scoot McNairy. Same guy.
December 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I feel ya. In my head, Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney are the same guy.
Also Skeet Ulrich and Scoot McNairy. Same guy.
Also Skeet Ulrich and Scoot McNairy. Same guy.
Love Big Star. Thank you so much for posting this.
December 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Love Big Star. Thank you so much for posting this.
I want a lawyer dog so when he gets my charges dropped I can scratch him behind the ear and ask him "who's a good dog?!"
December 28, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I want a lawyer dog so when he gets my charges dropped I can scratch him behind the ear and ask him "who's a good dog?!"
It's the same way in my town. Me in the back of the line:
a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
It's the same way in my town. Me in the back of the line:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
December 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
Because they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats! The hogs know wassup.
December 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Because they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats! The hogs know wassup.
It's just Big Paper tryna get their grubby paws on more of our hard-earned pay.
December 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
It's just Big Paper tryna get their grubby paws on more of our hard-earned pay.
I took my kids to see them when they were in middle school, and the concert opened with 10-foot-high flaming letters that spelled FUCK hovering above the stage. "Please don't tell your mother or we'll all be in trouble" was uttered several times on the drive home...
December 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I took my kids to see them when they were in middle school, and the concert opened with 10-foot-high flaming letters that spelled FUCK hovering above the stage. "Please don't tell your mother or we'll all be in trouble" was uttered several times on the drive home...
Haha I’m no spring chicken myself.
December 21, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Haha I’m no spring chicken myself.
I was checking out in a clothing store recently & the cashier said it’s 10% off if ya do a little dance at the register. I said “nah, I’ll just pay full price please” and everyone looked at me like I was the weirdo.
December 21, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I was checking out in a clothing store recently & the cashier said it’s 10% off if ya do a little dance at the register. I said “nah, I’ll just pay full price please” and everyone looked at me like I was the weirdo.