Lele D. Alcazar
@smokinkapre.bsky.social
Filipino 🇵🇭 | Nerd | Possibly a hairy mythical creature smoking cigars in a tree
Oversitting (V): When you don’t understand but you’re willing to absorb new information.
August 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oversitting (V): When you don’t understand but you’re willing to absorb new information.
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nod your head if this ep made you cry
July 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nod your head if this ep made you cry
She Joaquin my Phoenix till my Pedro Edding a Ton of Pascal
July 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
She Joaquin my Phoenix till my Pedro Edding a Ton of Pascal
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
Oh no! The Titanic Cave Bears are coming!! Somebody call
June 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh no! The Titanic Cave Bears are coming!! Somebody call
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Saw an ad for a one piece swimsuit and it was just black so I was like in what way is this related to one piece. Then i remembered. Leland has given me brainrot
May 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Saw an ad for a one piece swimsuit and it was just black so I was like in what way is this related to one piece. Then i remembered. Leland has given me brainrot
A Cinephile that can’t stand pirated movies and phone audio quality
My coworker who was excited about Sinners is watching a cam rip on his phone at work with low volume without headphonessssssss WJAT *screams*
April 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A Cinephile that can’t stand pirated movies and phone audio quality
What other body shop production manager is spending an hour and fifteen cooking their staff pancakes, French toast, bacon, chorizo and eggs??
Alls I’m sayin is I better not hear one fucking complaint outta these techs today
Alls I’m sayin is I better not hear one fucking complaint outta these techs today
April 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What other body shop production manager is spending an hour and fifteen cooking their staff pancakes, French toast, bacon, chorizo and eggs??
Alls I’m sayin is I better not hear one fucking complaint outta these techs today
Alls I’m sayin is I better not hear one fucking complaint outta these techs today
Still trying to figure out the choice to go with Lacrimosa for the in-memoriam montage
March 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Still trying to figure out the choice to go with Lacrimosa for the in-memoriam montage
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February 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Ahahaha taking L’s left and right
February 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ahahaha taking L’s left and right
Today just ain’t my day man
February 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today just ain’t my day man
How does one set 6 alarms to wake up and not a single one goes off??? Even got a call and that didn’t make any noise???
February 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
How does one set 6 alarms to wake up and not a single one goes off??? Even got a call and that didn’t make any noise???
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More like St Kirinham
February 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
More like St Kirinham
How come I gotta help a mfkr do this job when I had no goddamn help and figured that shit out on my own
February 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How come I gotta help a mfkr do this job when I had no goddamn help and figured that shit out on my own
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Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
February 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Not the media trying to make it seem like Kendrick’s halftime show was the worst in history 😂 They’re just proving him right at this point
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not the media trying to make it seem like Kendrick’s halftime show was the worst in history 😂 They’re just proving him right at this point
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Fabulous 🇺🇸💥
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fabulous 🇺🇸💥
A GNX ON THE STAGE
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A GNX ON THE STAGE
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The very first game I ever owned was Pokémon Red on GBC. Now I’m absolutely blown away to join the Pokémon world in this season of Netflix’s Pokémon Horizons as my favorite Elite 4 member, Rika!! LET’S DO THIS, KIDDOS!
February 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The very first game I ever owned was Pokémon Red on GBC. Now I’m absolutely blown away to join the Pokémon world in this season of Netflix’s Pokémon Horizons as my favorite Elite 4 member, Rika!! LET’S DO THIS, KIDDOS!
FIVE GRAMMYS FOR A DISS TRACK?!?! THIS MAN IS GOD
February 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FIVE GRAMMYS FOR A DISS TRACK?!?! THIS MAN IS GOD
Guys guys guys. We KNOW what “skeet” means. That’s what makes it funny
January 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Guys guys guys. We KNOW what “skeet” means. That’s what makes it funny
My favorite Pokémon type
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My favorite Pokémon type