Scott Larson
@smlarson.bsky.social
A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.
Skip the reduced salt garbanzos
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Skip the reduced salt garbanzos
CO and Nancy Mace really need to start a fictional political podcast titled “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. Trump!”
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
CO and Nancy Mace really need to start a fictional political podcast titled “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. Trump!”
Wild Turkey >> Domestic Turkey
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wild Turkey >> Domestic Turkey
Non-Racist Republican <1%
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Non-Racist Republican <1%
She needs time for the many, many cosmetic procedures required to de-Neanderthalize her appearance in preparation for a presidential campaign in 2027.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
She needs time for the many, many cosmetic procedures required to de-Neanderthalize her appearance in preparation for a presidential campaign in 2027.
(Adam Sandler voice): “Go to sleep, Oltmann!!!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
(Adam Sandler voice): “Go to sleep, Oltmann!!!”
We’ve enjoyed Two Degrees and are now reading War Games!
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We’ve enjoyed Two Degrees and are now reading War Games!
Venezuela’s low-gravity crude is like Canadian tar sand sludge. High viscosity, biodegraded oil that’s tough to produce with <5% recoveries of original oil in place.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Venezuela’s low-gravity crude is like Canadian tar sand sludge. High viscosity, biodegraded oil that’s tough to produce with <5% recoveries of original oil in place.
The SuperBowl halftime show is still Superb with rain coming in sideways!
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The SuperBowl halftime show is still Superb with rain coming in sideways!
Don’t worry Mama!
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November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Don’t worry Mama!
Jason Schmidt would leave a smoked hog’s head in your bed if you did.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Jason Schmidt would leave a smoked hog’s head in your bed if you did.
Shame on you all! That money is sorely needed for the many cosmetic procedures required to de-Neanderthal her face prior to running for the US Senate or Presidency!
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Shame on you all! That money is sorely needed for the many cosmetic procedures required to de-Neanderthal her face prior to running for the US Senate or Presidency!
Looking forward to the upcoming AI/StockMarket, ShitCoin & Real Estate crash. I’ve heard retirement’s overrated anyway!
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Looking forward to the upcoming AI/StockMarket, ShitCoin & Real Estate crash. I’ve heard retirement’s overrated anyway!
You can have a Jekyll & Hyde persona in the ring and switch from Father Tim to “The Dirty Bugger!”
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You can have a Jekyll & Hyde persona in the ring and switch from Father Tim to “The Dirty Bugger!”
As a Vikings & JJMc fan: Is the league’s impatience with young QBs intrinsically linked to the darth of talent at the position? Elway, PManning @ Josh Allen were allowed to be wretched for a whole season or longer, and then blossomed into HOFers.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
As a Vikings & JJMc fan: Is the league’s impatience with young QBs intrinsically linked to the darth of talent at the position? Elway, PManning @ Josh Allen were allowed to be wretched for a whole season or longer, and then blossomed into HOFers.
Greed >> Racism >> Religion
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Greed >> Racism >> Religion
Your signature move should be the “Father Nelson.” It’s the full Nelson with gratuitous pelvic thrusting.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Your signature move should be the “Father Nelson.” It’s the full Nelson with gratuitous pelvic thrusting.
1st week with the 1st team? No problemo!
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November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
1st week with the 1st team? No problemo!
Eid’s a serious conservative and a well-trained lawyer — unlike these sycophantic freaks!
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Eid’s a serious conservative and a well-trained lawyer — unlike these sycophantic freaks!
Yes, persistent high pressure has kept NoCO in an early fall pattern. Also high-speed, dry winds that have melted, evaporated or sublimated our early snow.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, persistent high pressure has kept NoCO in an early fall pattern. Also high-speed, dry winds that have melted, evaporated or sublimated our early snow.
Laissez les bon temps rouler! 🚎⚜️
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Laissez les bon temps rouler! 🚎⚜️
In his 5th game as a starter…
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November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In his 5th game as a starter…
Injury Probability >>>> Win Probability
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Injury Probability >>>> Win Probability
Flatbacking to get back on their feet!
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November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Flatbacking to get back on their feet!
Unsurprisingly, the DoJ Barbies are hacks at lawyering!
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Unsurprisingly, the DoJ Barbies are hacks at lawyering!