Scott Larson
@smlarson.bsky.social
A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.
After the first 20 years, you’d only have 12.5% of the homes’ value! ($400K home, 6% fixed)
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
After the first 20 years, you’d only have 12.5% of the homes’ value! ($400K home, 6% fixed)
🐿️ & 🦝 carved my jack o’ lantern this year!
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🐿️ & 🦝 carved my jack o’ lantern this year!
Both Elmo & Vikings’ fans are in hell this Halloween! 🎃🏈💜
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Both Elmo & Vikings’ fans are in hell this Halloween! 🎃🏈💜
Dude should explore “the face on Mars” via Leon’s shoddiest rocket! 🚀
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dude should explore “the face on Mars” via Leon’s shoddiest rocket! 🚀
If David ever randomly texted you — nothing would be “Hoff the Record!”
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If David ever randomly texted you — nothing would be “Hoff the Record!”
Show up, show out, and then VOTE. Fuck these fascist goofballs!
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Show up, show out, and then VOTE. Fuck these fascist goofballs!
Here’s a reconstruction of the average Steelers fan I saw in Dublin!
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Here’s a reconstruction of the average Steelers fan I saw in Dublin!
This was the soberest Steelers fan I saw (with the best teeth and most bilateral symmetry)!
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This was the soberest Steelers fan I saw (with the best teeth and most bilateral symmetry)!
Wentz looked slow in questionable turf conditions, but very poor OL play had him hurried or stressed most of the day! Still a fun experience, though! 🇮🇪🏈
September 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wentz looked slow in questionable turf conditions, but very poor OL play had him hurried or stressed most of the day! Still a fun experience, though! 🇮🇪🏈
‘Twas still an amazing experience, despite the loss. The Vikings’ O-Line was as wretched as Wentz, but hey — BIll F$&@ing Murray was here for the game!
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
‘Twas still an amazing experience, despite the loss. The Vikings’ O-Line was as wretched as Wentz, but hey — BIll F$&@ing Murray was here for the game!
Motley Crüe’s “Kick Start My Heart” and “Wild Side” seems mandatory.
September 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Motley Crüe’s “Kick Start My Heart” and “Wild Side” seems mandatory.
Here’s what ChatGPT cooked up with those inputs! I’d prefer the fascist landing farther away and a rainbow delineating the trajectory off your foot!
September 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here’s what ChatGPT cooked up with those inputs! I’d prefer the fascist landing farther away and a rainbow delineating the trajectory off your foot!
It’s a long way to the top, if you want to rock n’ roll! #redrocks #mymorningjacket
August 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s a long way to the top, if you want to rock n’ roll! #redrocks #mymorningjacket
We cruised the Bear Dunes trail today and Jacob’s quite impressed with the Paleozoic carbonates and cherts at the beach! We were willingly swindled for petoskey souvenirs at Petoskey Pete’s in Glen Arbor!
August 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We cruised the Bear Dunes trail today and Jacob’s quite impressed with the Paleozoic carbonates and cherts at the beach! We were willingly swindled for petoskey souvenirs at Petoskey Pete’s in Glen Arbor!
If you’re lucky, you’ll get to see MonsterJam for your birthday! 🛻
June 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you’re lucky, you’ll get to see MonsterJam for your birthday! 🛻
There’s nothing like a 10.5% WUD on an empty stomach to start the day!
June 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There’s nothing like a 10.5% WUD on an empty stomach to start the day!
April 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Madison in University Heights 4.5⭐️ / 5
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Madison in University Heights 4.5⭐️ / 5
My pugs are the same way. Tan male is a complete doofus!
January 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My pugs are the same way. Tan male is a complete doofus!