Smithons
smithons.bsky.social
Smithons
@smithons.bsky.social
Equal parts rage & snark
This is mulligan. After an absolutely miserably heartbreaking year, my kids convinced me we needed some furry joy.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Really playing to the 80’s and 90’s born parents this year.
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Newest member of our menagerie.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Skewered to my actual core.
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Made it through a double mastectomy and the loss of my dad, all within a couple of months. Working towards pride in that.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He truly died as he lived.
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Bracing for a whole bunch of trains to start ramming each other.
August 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Double mastectomy in July, and now completely cancer free. I am extraordinarily lucky to have caught it this early before it could spread. I will now be annoying every single friend, loved one, and random internet stranger with the need to get mammograms.
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I had my second ever mammogram in March. That’s how I found out I had breast cancer. Please, please, please…everyone get mammograms.
August 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Aw. Maggie needs attention.
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The fact that she can tilt her head like that after all the surgery is unexpected.
August 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gonna go with 1, in that I think it’s been a very, very long time since Trump has actually heard/processed anything anyone has said. What with the tertiary syphilis and all.
August 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
He also just learned the word “odious” and is super excited about it.
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Given all of the gaslighting, it’s really shocking that pics of his cankles actually prompted some sort of admission. Guess they really don’t want to get into the catheter allegations.
July 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Woe to the person charged with changing his diaper and putting him down tonight. Hazard pay.
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If there is a god, I hope she really leans on that smite button:
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Does he mean Tim Apple?
May 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’m guessing the people who were complicit in torpedoing Biden and putting the dementia-addled sociopath back in office might have a vested interest in justifying their actions given, you know, EVERYTHING.
May 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Guess I’m henceforth an exclusively Dulles flyer. Cool.
May 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you’re reluctant to get the booster, at least get the blood test to check your immunity levels. Took me two minutes at my CVS.
April 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We had a selection.
April 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM