Smithons
smithons.bsky.social
Smithons
@smithons.bsky.social
Equal parts rage & snark
Birds of a feather in DC. @gtconway.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
As a similarly newly nipple-less woman who only found out about my breast cancer through early screening, love seeing this woman simp through interviews with the man who is removing that healthcare from everyone else. What. The. Fuck.
A Baby. A Double Mastectomy. Many Opinions From Fox News Viewers.
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You must be intensely proud that he paused from instructing his AG to prosecute CNN to give you a shout out, @schumer.senate.gov.
Trump praising Schumer at DOJ now.
March 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This pisses me off so much…losing access to my hometown newspaper because Bezos is a complicit shitheel.
February 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
C’mon Bluesky…you understand the assignment. hr@opm.gov
February 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every time I see the words “Kennedy Center” I picture Musk dangling some bright jangly keys juuuusssst out of reach over the felon’s head.
February 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I 100% promise to stop drinking, philandering, and assaulting if you put me in charge of the military. I will even pinky promise on it, so you know I’m super serious.*

*only M-F
**only M-F unless there’s an office Christmas party.
***actually only Tu-We
****my mom says I should get this job.
December 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
My brilliant father-in-law penned some very salient reflections on Trump’s shitshow appointments.

talbotspy.org/reflections-...
Reflections on cabinet choices by J.T. Smith
Last week President-elect Trump proved his wish to be a “disrupter” by announcing several capricious and extraordinary choices for some of the most important posts in his cabinet. They included Robert...
talbotspy.org
November 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Imagine spreading so much ignorance that you kill 83 Samoan kids, then having enough self-awareness to subsequently straight up lie through your teeth about it, but not having enough sense to, I dunno, stop trying to kill all the kids? Magical.
November 15, 2024 at 11:07 PM