Rachel Lesamiz
@smithismyname.bsky.social
Don’t worry your pretty little head about me.
Best parts of the parade thus far? Sesame Street with Christopher Jackson and Jonathon Groff. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Best parts of the parade thus far? Sesame Street with Christopher Jackson and Jonathon Groff. #MacysParade
We are less than 6 months into this term of the presidency. In the next 3 1/2 years, I fear for where we will be.
June 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We are less than 6 months into this term of the presidency. In the next 3 1/2 years, I fear for where we will be.
Thank goodness for ER on Hulu and Pee-Wee as Himself on Max.
May 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thank goodness for ER on Hulu and Pee-Wee as Himself on Max.
I have pneumonia. I imagine myself a woman at the turn of the century, coughing into a handkerchief, the people around her, under their breath, commenting, “She’s suffering from consumption. It’s only a matter of time, unless they can send her away into the mountains.”
May 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have pneumonia. I imagine myself a woman at the turn of the century, coughing into a handkerchief, the people around her, under their breath, commenting, “She’s suffering from consumption. It’s only a matter of time, unless they can send her away into the mountains.”
Republicans against free trade. Huh.
April 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Republicans against free trade. Huh.
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Here me out 80s kids. We all get tattoos on our bellies of our favorite Care Bears or Care Bear Cousins (1)
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Here me out 80s kids. We all get tattoos on our bellies of our favorite Care Bears or Care Bear Cousins (1)
I am in the Zurich airport. Many Germanic men kinda look like serial killers.
January 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I am in the Zurich airport. Many Germanic men kinda look like serial killers.
Now in Montreal. So French Canadian!
January 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Now in Montreal. So French Canadian!
Made it Denver, now off to the Montreal airport. So much Quebecois!
January 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Made it Denver, now off to the Montreal airport. So much Quebecois!
Made it to the airport. First leg is to Denver.
January 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Made it to the airport. First leg is to Denver.
The majority of my interactions with other adults are thinking,”Why the hell did I say that?! They really think you are weird.”
November 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
The majority of my interactions with other adults are thinking,”Why the hell did I say that?! They really think you are weird.”
In Apple Music, pick a song you enjoy from a genre you generally don’t listen to. Then when that song is over, just enjoy the ride.
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 PM
In Apple Music, pick a song you enjoy from a genre you generally don’t listen to. Then when that song is over, just enjoy the ride.
We should all be aware of and know how to escape the dangers of quicksand.
November 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
We should all be aware of and know how to escape the dangers of quicksand.
JC Chasez is the best member of *NSYNC. Look it up. Trust.
November 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
JC Chasez is the best member of *NSYNC. Look it up. Trust.
FYI. Mr. Boogedy is on Disney+. Childhood unlocked.
November 1, 2024 at 12:16 AM
FYI. Mr. Boogedy is on Disney+. Childhood unlocked.
Our internet sucks so bad. It’s literally the speed of internet people who live in the city had in 2006. This is life in rural America. You either have slow as shit expensive internet. Or super hella fast but go broke have to sell kidney internet.
February 12, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Our internet sucks so bad. It’s literally the speed of internet people who live in the city had in 2006. This is life in rural America. You either have slow as shit expensive internet. Or super hella fast but go broke have to sell kidney internet.
Look up Space Needle fireworks show. LOLS.
January 1, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Look up Space Needle fireworks show. LOLS.
Since Twitter has become the L.A. from the film Escape from L.A. I have forgotten how to social media like the olden times.
November 25, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Since Twitter has become the L.A. from the film Escape from L.A. I have forgotten how to social media like the olden times.
Search drinks in your camera roll.
October 6, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Search drinks in your camera roll.
I must also be a film producer!
October 3, 2023 at 1:30 AM
I must also be a film producer!
Intro yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
Babysitter (paid to watch tv)
Courtesy Clerk/Checker (paid to get bored and mess up the till)
Front desk @gym
Wild-land firefighter
Fitness equip. sales
Hospital Admitting/scheduling/billing
Wild-land firefighter
Sub. teacher
Babysitter (paid to watch tv)
Courtesy Clerk/Checker (paid to get bored and mess up the till)
Front desk @gym
Wild-land firefighter
Fitness equip. sales
Hospital Admitting/scheduling/billing
Wild-land firefighter
Sub. teacher
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
(In sequence)
-paperboy
-film projectionist
-Papa Murphy’s ‘dough boy’
-parking enforcement & key issue desk clerk
-distribution manager (paper boy deluxe)
-college TA
-delivery driver (doughnuts)
-doughnut froster
(In sequence)
-paperboy
-film projectionist
-Papa Murphy’s ‘dough boy’
-parking enforcement & key issue desk clerk
-distribution manager (paper boy deluxe)
-college TA
-delivery driver (doughnuts)
-doughnut froster
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- bookstore worker in the shipping department of an indie
- alteration and tuxedo rental shop clerk
- inbound call center phone answerer
- auto parts delivery woman
- ski area lifty
- newspaper arts editor
- bookstore worker in the shipping department of an indie
- alteration and tuxedo rental shop clerk
- inbound call center phone answerer
- auto parts delivery woman
- ski area lifty
- newspaper arts editor
September 29, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Intro yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
Babysitter (paid to watch tv)
Courtesy Clerk/Checker (paid to get bored and mess up the till)
Front desk @gym
Wild-land firefighter
Fitness equip. sales
Hospital Admitting/scheduling/billing
Wild-land firefighter
Sub. teacher
Babysitter (paid to watch tv)
Courtesy Clerk/Checker (paid to get bored and mess up the till)
Front desk @gym
Wild-land firefighter
Fitness equip. sales
Hospital Admitting/scheduling/billing
Wild-land firefighter
Sub. teacher
Yazoo is having a real moment right now.
August 27, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Yazoo is having a real moment right now.