Will Smirk for Food (he/him) #FBR 🇺🇦
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Owned by a blind cat. Recovering Xitter user.
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My posts will occasionally drift into parody or satire.
Please no DMs. I leave conversations.
My posts will occasionally drift into parody or satire.
When my eldest son was eight, he figured out the tooth fairy wasn't real by putting a tooth under his pillow for a couple of nights before letting us know. (I was impressed -- he created an experiment to test his hypothesis.)
But this story is just plain sad.
But this story is just plain sad.
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When my eldest son was eight, he figured out the tooth fairy wasn't real by putting a tooth under his pillow for a couple of nights before letting us know. (I was impressed -- he created an experiment to test his hypothesis.)
But this story is just plain sad.
But this story is just plain sad.
Where's accountability here?
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Where's accountability here?
According to AI, there's a 71% chance Trump will still be alive when the last page drops.
chatgpt.com/share/694eae...
chatgpt.com/share/694eae...
ChatGPT - Actuarial Probability Calculation
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December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
According to AI, there's a 71% chance Trump will still be alive when the last page drops.
chatgpt.com/share/694eae...
chatgpt.com/share/694eae...