Will Smirk for Food (he/him) #FBR 🇺🇦
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Will Smirk for Food (he/him) #FBR 🇺🇦
@smirk4food.com
Owned by a blind cat. Recovering Xitter user.

Please no DMs. I leave conversations.

My posts will occasionally drift into parody or satire.
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Here's my son's anxious dog Conway sharing his bed with my blind cat Gennie.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Okay, did you fail to do your duty and drop dead last night?
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Who knew that the mascot of democracy in 2025 would be a frog?
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Good morning. I'm currently residing in that period between Xmas and New Years.

What day is this??
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
December 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM