Smindy Smineas Smindington III
@smindy.bsky.social
I didn't use the last app, probably won't use this one either. Check out where I don't stream: Twitch.tv/Smindy
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Mt. Olive pickles imply the existence of Mt. Pickle olives or some shit, idk.
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mt. Olive pickles imply the existence of Mt. Pickle olives or some shit, idk.
The Badgers don't look like total dogshit today, just mediocre. A marked improvement
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Badgers don't look like total dogshit today, just mediocre. A marked improvement
At least Ohtani is likeable
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
At least Ohtani is likeable
I know it's not over yet, but...
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I know it's not over yet, but...
Christian Yelich would have fewer than 20 RBI over the course of an entire season based on his playoff numbers
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Christian Yelich would have fewer than 20 RBI over the course of an entire season based on his playoff numbers
Ball x Pit
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ball x Pit
Happy Thong Song Thursday, everybody!
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy Thong Song Thursday, everybody!
I want to make up some bumper stickers that say "BABY ON BOARD" with a photo of an old white guy in a MAGA hat.
Definitely wouldn't recommend using them to vandalize anyone's property, though.
Definitely wouldn't recommend using them to vandalize anyone's property, though.
September 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I want to make up some bumper stickers that say "BABY ON BOARD" with a photo of an old white guy in a MAGA hat.
Definitely wouldn't recommend using them to vandalize anyone's property, though.
Definitely wouldn't recommend using them to vandalize anyone's property, though.
Top Edgelord Elon Musk must be held accountable for his role in normalizing edgelord behavior outside of the internet
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Top Edgelord Elon Musk must be held accountable for his role in normalizing edgelord behavior outside of the internet
@therealdvo.bsky.social you get tired of protecting pedophiles yet?
I wish you nothing but the worst things in life. Fuck you.
Take your bullshit rhetoric and fuck yourself with it
I wish you nothing but the worst things in life. Fuck you.
Take your bullshit rhetoric and fuck yourself with it
September 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@therealdvo.bsky.social you get tired of protecting pedophiles yet?
I wish you nothing but the worst things in life. Fuck you.
Take your bullshit rhetoric and fuck yourself with it
I wish you nothing but the worst things in life. Fuck you.
Take your bullshit rhetoric and fuck yourself with it
Leave your children no choice but to go no contact with you due to your political beliefs to own the libs
September 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Leave your children no choice but to go no contact with you due to your political beliefs to own the libs
"How did you ladies get to the Grand Canyon?"
two elderly women in wheelchairs are talking to each other and the phone number is 1-800-555-4321
ALT: two elderly women in wheelchairs are talking to each other and the phone number is 1-800-555-4321
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"How did you ladies get to the Grand Canyon?"
Tommy Wiseau's Eyes Wide Shut
Darren Aronofsky's The Country Bears.
Werner Herzog’s The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension
September 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tommy Wiseau's Eyes Wide Shut
Looks like three of the babies are still hanging out. Either Charlotte's Web lied to me and spiders don't regularly have a shitload of babies or most of them fucked off already
Our resident spider at work had babies
September 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Looks like three of the babies are still hanging out. Either Charlotte's Web lied to me and spiders don't regularly have a shitload of babies or most of them fucked off already
Always a good day when Notre Dame loses
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Always a good day when Notre Dame loses
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In Kirby and the Forgotten Land, you can press up on the d-pad to say hi to every Waddle Dee in Waddle Dee Town.
August 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In Kirby and the Forgotten Land, you can press up on the d-pad to say hi to every Waddle Dee in Waddle Dee Town.
ROLL DAMN TEARS
August 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ROLL DAMN TEARS
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Also got "Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check" on there.
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Also got "Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check" on there.
Willy Wonky: No Charlie, that's not Slugworth, he works for me! It's just a prank, bro! You absolute imbecile!
Oh, and good luck explaining all of those deaths in YOUR chocolate factory!
Oh, and good luck explaining all of those deaths in YOUR chocolate factory!
August 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Willy Wonky: No Charlie, that's not Slugworth, he works for me! It's just a prank, bro! You absolute imbecile!
Oh, and good luck explaining all of those deaths in YOUR chocolate factory!
Oh, and good luck explaining all of those deaths in YOUR chocolate factory!
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More companies should pay the licensing fees to use Conga by Gloria Estefan as their hold music
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
More companies should pay the licensing fees to use Conga by Gloria Estefan as their hold music