Best not tell Bobby Lee about it then

Molon Laborador

Americans.

Sounds like a missed opportunity to use a leafblower indoors

The collapse of rule of law vs. She kinda got a weird laugh if you change the play speed to 80%

Eggs have never been cheaper. And we have always been at war with Eastasia.

Make yourself a batch of merguez sausage with some trim or stew meat. Nom nom nom.

Good haul, good sir. My best input is go creamy with canned meat. The proteins get all squeezed out so you end up with dry meat sitting in broth. Cheesy/creamy helps fix that grainy mouthfeel.

Mr Green, we all gotta do stuff we wish we didn't have to do sometimes

3x the ingredients cost

"What radicalized you?"

Welcome to your forever pack, Truman! Congratulations, Sophie!

Then, give them a full bath with dog-specific shampoo and some towel time and a few treats. Everybody take a deep breath and remember that stuff just happens and dogs are still awesome.