Right wing wet rags blathering about the halftime show: "Nobody knows who this is"

Odysseus: "Yes, I'm familiar with the great poet Kendrick Lamar and his duel with a drake, as are many in my kingdom Ithaca and across the world"

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Literally what do you mean you couldn't understand Kendrick? You just didn't want to, be honest.

If you support capitalism as the economic mode of production you are fine with putting profit over people and it’s really that fucking simple and you can see it everywhere you look. If you are against the slide into fascism, global warming, etc etc you must oppose a system that only seeks profit

Really cool that I finally want to be alive and stay alive and we're all doomed now

It’s officially pink sky now that I’m here

My brother is an angel

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

I am not okay

When he says "better find a mop it's gettin sticky in this bitch" I picture mr johnson from Abbott

Am i crazy? Like this is scary right?

Anyway we played a game about the worst things that could happen to you and my entire family chose getting fat over every single life threatening thing and now I feel like absolute garbage

I'd love to follow you if you post any of the following!
-My Chemical Romance
-Stardew valley
-sonic the hedgehog
-Kendrick Lamar
-Halsey!
-fall out boy
-uhhh... yeah!

I have recently learned that falcons are, genetically speaking, closer to parrots than they are other raptors, and thus from now on I shall refer to falcons solely as "tactical parrots"

Tw: death
A mouse got caught in a glue trap tonight and was bleeding and squeaking and all I could think about was "I hope nobody kills me for the crime of being small"
I'm literally so sad about it a server and I cried

"Sorry if that was mean I have autism" is proof it's a spectrum because my autism just makes me like moths and cry if the lights are too bright