evil cat trying out a new thing where she soaks her tail in the kitchen sink water and then whips me with it
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
evil cat trying out a new thing where she soaks her tail in the kitchen sink water and then whips me with it
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New favorite subreddit
July 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
New favorite subreddit
i’m the mayor of Poutington 🥺
May 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
i’m the mayor of Poutington 🥺
need them to adopt me
May 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
need them to adopt me
not ovulating just perverted
May 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
not ovulating just perverted
time to clock into work then go sit in my car for twenty minutes brushing my hair
May 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
time to clock into work then go sit in my car for twenty minutes brushing my hair
for most women, nails are the main way they can express to others what color they like the most
April 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
for most women, nails are the main way they can express to others what color they like the most
i only want a fourth season of the white lotus if it’s set in brazil and has a role for former survivor contestant Abi Maria
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i only want a fourth season of the white lotus if it’s set in brazil and has a role for former survivor contestant Abi Maria
happy trans day of visibility i love ya’ll 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
March 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
happy trans day of visibility i love ya’ll 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
accidentally wrote saturdaying cus i was thinking the word clubbing while typing out saturday,,💡
March 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
accidentally wrote saturdaying cus i was thinking the word clubbing while typing out saturday,,💡
i love a woman with a master plan
March 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i love a woman with a master plan
the secret to handling rejection gracefully is having bad intentions from the start
March 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the secret to handling rejection gracefully is having bad intentions from the start
benson boone is giving vocational school timothee chalamet
March 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
benson boone is giving vocational school timothee chalamet
id actually kill to watch paint dry unfortunately my attention deficit makes that extremely challenging
March 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
id actually kill to watch paint dry unfortunately my attention deficit makes that extremely challenging
upper management voted to digitalize my department but we aren’t completely losing our jobs to the computers cus they still need us to come in and staple sheets of paper so my new title is just ‘stapler’ until further notice
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
upper management voted to digitalize my department but we aren’t completely losing our jobs to the computers cus they still need us to come in and staple sheets of paper so my new title is just ‘stapler’ until further notice
calling someone my liege is crazy talk the middle ages were so extra
March 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
calling someone my liege is crazy talk the middle ages were so extra
2 cups earl grey got me acting suspicious
February 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
2 cups earl grey got me acting suspicious
feel like shit just want her back
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
feel like shit just want her back
applying physiognomy to labias and determining mine is deceitful
February 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
applying physiognomy to labias and determining mine is deceitful
today at my job a customer asked if i worked there and when i said yes can i help u with something he said “no and you don’t look like u work here” and walked off. okay diva !
February 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
today at my job a customer asked if i worked there and when i said yes can i help u with something he said “no and you don’t look like u work here” and walked off. okay diva !
you may have heard of me, i’m at the forefront of falling from grace
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
you may have heard of me, i’m at the forefront of falling from grace
buffalo bill had aura
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
buffalo bill had aura
was driving 30 mph at the time of this pic but the dash isn’t responding so it’s sort of like a vibes based operation atm
February 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
was driving 30 mph at the time of this pic but the dash isn’t responding so it’s sort of like a vibes based operation atm