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I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
Going through my old files, I found a letter I wrote in 2002 that got printed on ESPN's old Page 2 where I predicted the college football playoff using bowls. Yes, I printed this out and saved it for some reason
December 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Going through my old files, I found a letter I wrote in 2002 that got printed on ESPN's old Page 2 where I predicted the college football playoff using bowls. Yes, I printed this out and saved it for some reason
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
It's happened. Spotify wrapped season is here.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's happened. Spotify wrapped season is here.
I'm not sure I ever thought I'd tear up over an xkcd post. Now you can too!
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm not sure I ever thought I'd tear up over an xkcd post. Now you can too!
Reposted by Samuel Wade
We should have punished the Confederates.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We should have punished the Confederates.
Marie Antoinette (attributed): Let them eat cake!
President Trump's press secretary: ...the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
President Trump's press secretary: ...the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Marie Antoinette (attributed): Let them eat cake!
President Trump's press secretary: ...the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
President Trump's press secretary: ...the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
I think the first mistake was building a palace for the president. I don't know any houses that have 35 bathrooms.
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think the first mistake was building a palace for the president. I don't know any houses that have 35 bathrooms.
I really appreciate the White House highlighting some really cool exhibits at the Smithsonian for us. Thanks so much. These look great. I need to get back to the Smithsonian soon!
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
President Trump Is Right About the Smithsonian
The National Museum of African American History and Culture debuted a series to educate people on “a society that privileges white people and whiteness” —
www.whitehouse.gov
August 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I really appreciate the White House highlighting some really cool exhibits at the Smithsonian for us. Thanks so much. These look great. I need to get back to the Smithsonian soon!
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
Reposted by Samuel Wade
Reposted by Samuel Wade
The Farthest Shore, the third Earthsea novel, was first published by Atheneum Books in 1972.
August 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Farthest Shore, the third Earthsea novel, was first published by Atheneum Books in 1972.
If you are looking to distract yourself from all that is currently going wrong in this country, I just saw the best movie of the year so far: "Sorry, Baby." It's incredible.
August 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you are looking to distract yourself from all that is currently going wrong in this country, I just saw the best movie of the year so far: "Sorry, Baby." It's incredible.
This stupid executive order contains a clause that doesn't make sense. It calls for funding evidence based programs while excluding certain types of programs that evidence has shown to be effective. I'm so tired.
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This stupid executive order contains a clause that doesn't make sense. It calls for funding evidence based programs while excluding certain types of programs that evidence has shown to be effective. I'm so tired.
This executive order (in addition to continuing to push the lie that transgender people don't exist) proves once again that we have people in power who do not understand technology and how it works.
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This executive order (in addition to continuing to push the lie that transgender people don't exist) proves once again that we have people in power who do not understand technology and how it works.
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Trump's new executive order about AI states that companies' models must not incorporate the idea that trans people exist as a concept. Seems bad.
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Trump's new executive order about AI states that companies' models must not incorporate the idea that trans people exist as a concept. Seems bad.
Our country has a secret police force arresting, detaining, and deporting people without due process. Our country is covering up crimes by those in power and those with money. Our country is building and using concentration camps. Our country is becoming less free with every passing second.
July 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Our country has a secret police force arresting, detaining, and deporting people without due process. Our country is covering up crimes by those in power and those with money. Our country is building and using concentration camps. Our country is becoming less free with every passing second.
I thought I would have seen more. I've got some films to add to my watch list. Also, the order for this list is all over the place.
June 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I thought I would have seen more. I've got some films to add to my watch list. Also, the order for this list is all over the place.
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Idk who needs to hear this but red state folks are already cannon fodder.
While rural people make up less than 25% of the general population, we make up almost 45% of military recruits.
Also, over 40% of Missourians voted for Kamala. This video sucks on a lot of levels.
While rural people make up less than 25% of the general population, we make up almost 45% of military recruits.
Also, over 40% of Missourians voted for Kamala. This video sucks on a lot of levels.
June 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but red state folks are already cannon fodder.
While rural people make up less than 25% of the general population, we make up almost 45% of military recruits.
Also, over 40% of Missourians voted for Kamala. This video sucks on a lot of levels.
While rural people make up less than 25% of the general population, we make up almost 45% of military recruits.
Also, over 40% of Missourians voted for Kamala. This video sucks on a lot of levels.
Starting a war with Iran is without a doubt the stupidest thing Trump has done. But what really sucks is that our current Middle East policy is so clearly being guided by radical evangelical Christians who are actively trying to kickstart the end times to bring about the rapture. I'm so angry
June 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Starting a war with Iran is without a doubt the stupidest thing Trump has done. But what really sucks is that our current Middle East policy is so clearly being guided by radical evangelical Christians who are actively trying to kickstart the end times to bring about the rapture. I'm so angry
I always forget what LLM stands for, and my brain jumps to Multi-Level Marketing (MLM). I get confused. Then I remember that LLM means Large Language Model. Then I remember that both LLMs and MLMs are full of false promises and shaky foundations. Then I see that my brain was helping in a weird way.
June 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I always forget what LLM stands for, and my brain jumps to Multi-Level Marketing (MLM). I get confused. Then I remember that LLM means Large Language Model. Then I remember that both LLMs and MLMs are full of false promises and shaky foundations. Then I see that my brain was helping in a weird way.
You know what would put an end to the protests? Ending stupid and dangerous policies that are terrible for the country.
You know what can only make things worse? Sending Marines
You know what can only make things worse? Sending Marines
June 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You know what would put an end to the protests? Ending stupid and dangerous policies that are terrible for the country.
You know what can only make things worse? Sending Marines
You know what can only make things worse? Sending Marines
I know the Pacers will probably not win the title, but I'm still going to root for them. The other outcome is just going to serve as a reminder that Seattle doesn't have an NBA team anymore. And that just makes me angry.
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I know the Pacers will probably not win the title, but I'm still going to root for them. The other outcome is just going to serve as a reminder that Seattle doesn't have an NBA team anymore. And that just makes me angry.
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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.