Ben May
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Ben May
@smellymob.bsky.social
· Sep 14
@nytimes.com what the fuck! I want the mini!!!! Me want mini now!
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein looks good but what the fuck bro? Ass…….
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein looks good but what the fuck bro? Ass…….
@nytimes.com what the fuck! I want the mini!!!! Me want mini now!
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@nytimes.com what the fuck! I want the mini!!!! Me want mini now!
@nytimes.com give us back the mini!!!! How could you rip away a staple in our lives!!!
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@nytimes.com give us back the mini!!!! How could you rip away a staple in our lives!!!
@nytimes.com ay, fuck you for taking the mini away from the standard subscription. Monsters.
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@nytimes.com ay, fuck you for taking the mini away from the standard subscription. Monsters.
@nytimes.com seriously give us back the mini!!!! Jerks!
September 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
@nytimes.com seriously give us back the mini!!!! Jerks!
@nytimes.com what the fuck?! Why did you put the mini in the games subscription?!!!!!! assholes…
August 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@nytimes.com what the fuck?! Why did you put the mini in the games subscription?!!!!!! assholes…
Fuck yeah @swearnet thank you for Trailer Park Boys + and making the entire TPB series/animated and live specials available for fucking $9.99, so stoked to jump into this stuff and not have to cast the podcash from my phone! IT’S THE FUTURE!!!
July 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fuck yeah @swearnet thank you for Trailer Park Boys + and making the entire TPB series/animated and live specials available for fucking $9.99, so stoked to jump into this stuff and not have to cast the podcash from my phone! IT’S THE FUTURE!!!
@nintendousa.bsky.social hey fuck you for not including gamecube update on the switch
June 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@nintendousa.bsky.social hey fuck you for not including gamecube update on the switch
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“Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said one of the sources, who frowned as they took in the sight of the overdressed DHS chief adjusting the quiver of arrows she wore over her back. theonion.com/no-one-...
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit
WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said […]
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said one of the sources, who frowned as they took in the sight of the overdressed DHS chief adjusting the quiver of arrows she wore over her back. theonion.com/no-one-...
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Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.
April 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.
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What's next, Wester?
April 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What's next, Wester?
Happy Wet Day!
What is the wettest episode of the X Files? I am guessing it is Season Six, Episode 13, “Agua Mala,” but was wondering if anyone could set me straight if I am mistaken.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
What is the wettest episode of the X Files? I am guessing it is Season Six, Episode 13, “Agua Mala,” but was wondering if anyone could set me straight if I am mistaken.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Happy Wet Day!
What is the wettest episode of the X Files? I am guessing it is Season Six, Episode 13, “Agua Mala,” but was wondering if anyone could set me straight if I am mistaken.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
What is the wettest episode of the X Files? I am guessing it is Season Six, Episode 13, “Agua Mala,” but was wondering if anyone could set me straight if I am mistaken.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
Today’s strands was fantastic
April 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Today’s strands was fantastic
Turns out John Lovitz is kind of a piece of shit. Hope he hangs onto his cough for a while
April 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Turns out John Lovitz is kind of a piece of shit. Hope he hangs onto his cough for a while
Hot take, but with federal funding of universities, why does anyone pay to go to college?
April 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hot take, but with federal funding of universities, why does anyone pay to go to college?
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April 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
😢RIP Val Kilmer
a man behind bars with the words " i 'm the greatest swordsman that ever lived " above him
ALT: a man behind bars with the words " i 'm the greatest swordsman that ever lived " above him
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April 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
😢RIP Val Kilmer
Glad to hear Craig Laughlin back in the booth! Go Caps!
March 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Glad to hear Craig Laughlin back in the booth! Go Caps!
I asked a lot of hypothetical questions in my high school government and history classes. I was concerned someone might eventually game the system and install a dictatorship. Instructors were never amused and I was written off as a troublemaker and class clown. Idk who’s laughing now but it isn’t me
March 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I asked a lot of hypothetical questions in my high school government and history classes. I was concerned someone might eventually game the system and install a dictatorship. Instructors were never amused and I was written off as a troublemaker and class clown. Idk who’s laughing now but it isn’t me
George Foreman will always be a true champion in my heart. I think the world of that man, mean as he was.
March 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
George Foreman will always be a true champion in my heart. I think the world of that man, mean as he was.
Serious question: was anyone here involved with the pitch for fruit striped gum? I want to see a film on par with Seabiscuit about the genius who figured out kids want to taste stripes
March 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Serious question: was anyone here involved with the pitch for fruit striped gum? I want to see a film on par with Seabiscuit about the genius who figured out kids want to taste stripes
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So proud of @ickhouse, Nick welcomed me to Richmond in 2012 and he’s been working his ass off nonstop the whole time, making music, designing and screenprinting art, flyers, t-shirts, handling art, booking shows, making intriguing films… there is more to come!
So proud of @ickhouse, Nick welcomed me to Richmond in 2012 and he’s been working his ass off nonstop the whole time, making music, designing and screenprinting art, flyers, t-shirts, handling art, booking shows, making intriguing films… there is more to come!
Rodney's Blue
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March 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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So proud of @ickhouse, Nick welcomed me to Richmond in 2012 and he’s been working his ass off nonstop the whole time, making music, designing and screenprinting art, flyers, t-shirts, handling art, booking shows, making intriguing films… there is more to come!
So proud of @ickhouse, Nick welcomed me to Richmond in 2012 and he’s been working his ass off nonstop the whole time, making music, designing and screenprinting art, flyers, t-shirts, handling art, booking shows, making intriguing films… there is more to come!