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Noah
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Soft drink enthusiast.

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Update: I played another tournament and this time I voted for no contest in a Wi-Fi match. I was still the loser. I have no idea how they decide these things.
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bluesky once again punishing me for using transparent images
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
But my opponent did vote for no contest. And so the game was over. Nobody won. Except, per the tournament bracket, my opponent won. Voting for no contest is a win, apparently. I lost because their connection was bad.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My opponent, a King-playing Wi-Fi Warrior, had a pretty bad connection. I could have voted for a no contest ruling but I didn't know what that would mean for tournament placement, so I held off. The match seemed winnable anyway.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yesterday, I played a tournament with only four players. In the single-elimination, best of one format, I only had to win two games. Sounds easy, and easier still because my first opponent was a no-show. Automatic qualification for grand finals.
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
For context, there are regular PlayStation Network tournaments for Tekken 8 and you get a special avatar if you win. I don't plan on changing the Uncharted 2 Victor Sullivan avatar I've been using for 13 years but I enter for fun sometimes.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
15 writers, actually. I forgot that Onyx and Ice Cube were also sampled in the Notorious BIG song that was sampled by Travis Scott
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The modern version of this is extremely strict sample credits, eg Sicko Mode by Travis Scott having to add ten songwriters to the credits because of a sample of exactly three words
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Please, I can't handle another round of "who is the main character of Final Fantasy XII"
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Didn't even include Pikmin 2, the true best Nintendo game
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm hoping to get back into the habit of writing regularly. I have another piece in progress that I'll hopefully finish soon. Still, when I launched this blog/newsletter/thing, I hoped to write one post per month, and even with my long hiatus, I've done a lot better than that overall.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The people yearn for Mach Rider
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Our protagonist is recovering from her last outing but finds herself in a similar circumstance soon after, including her greatest opponent returning. She is accompanied by a military unit, one of whom is secretly a traitor who is assassinating the other members.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Obviously most games won't have a Kojima/Sony budget but it's the principle of recognizing the right actor and the right role (CotW fumbled both immensely)
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yeah, there are a lot of factors at play (eg casting an actor to play a character vs dropping a celeb cameo into the game) but I don't trust producers to thread that needle. Kojima did well, casting well-known but decidedly not A-list actors, leveraging star power but prioritizing the performance.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"I sure hope Metroid Prime 4 isn't a barren open world with 100 micro-dungeons scattered around"
a cartoon character giving a thumbs up in front of a window
Alt: A finger on the monkey's paw curls
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM