Smellasaurus
@smellasaurus.bsky.social
literally the worst guy on here
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Smellasaurus
@smellasaurus.bsky.social
· Jan 17
I have good and smart thoughts all the time, actually
Yennifer of Vengabus
May 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Yennifer of Vengabus
Installing a public bidet in the town square so that my villagers have the cleanest holes
May 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Installing a public bidet in the town square so that my villagers have the cleanest holes
There should be more members of Congress who you want to see their junk
May 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There should be more members of Congress who you want to see their junk
For a great low rate you can get online, go the general and be sent to die screaming in the trenches under his pitiless glare
May 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
For a great low rate you can get online, go the general and be sent to die screaming in the trenches under his pitiless glare
FedEx and UPS drivers be flooring it
May 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
FedEx and UPS drivers be flooring it
Hi I’m Dr Jim Suck and I’m gonna cure all your dick problems
May 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hi I’m Dr Jim Suck and I’m gonna cure all your dick problems
The stretch of weather we have been having makes me want to kill god
May 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The stretch of weather we have been having makes me want to kill god
Summertiiiiime when the penis is beefy
May 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Summertiiiiime when the penis is beefy
Reposted by Smellasaurus
How bout no tax on tits!!
May 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How bout no tax on tits!!
As president I will kill all the snakes. Even the cool ones otherwise it’s discrimination.
May 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As president I will kill all the snakes. Even the cool ones otherwise it’s discrimination.
I know we don’t agree on everything but I’m sure we can find a common ground where you give me 100% of what I want and also suck my balls
May 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I know we don’t agree on everything but I’m sure we can find a common ground where you give me 100% of what I want and also suck my balls
My power is growing
Is that cool with you, bro?
Is that cool with you, bro?
May 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My power is growing
Is that cool with you, bro?
Is that cool with you, bro?
I was going to make a masturbation joke but it’s like, come on
I made a masturbation joke but it was rubbed out
I started a masturbation joke trend that is going Onan on
May 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I was going to make a masturbation joke but it’s like, come on
We should be devoting all scientific resources toward making a diet of only dark chocolate peanut butter cups healthy and sustainable
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
We should be devoting all scientific resources toward making a diet of only dark chocolate peanut butter cups healthy and sustainable
People who come on here to make some kind of living by having diarrhea takes are the saddest people on earth
May 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
People who come on here to make some kind of living by having diarrhea takes are the saddest people on earth
I like to post my idiot thoughts but if all social media disappeared tomorrow it would probably be very good for everyone
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I like to post my idiot thoughts but if all social media disappeared tomorrow it would probably be very good for everyone
The whole time, obi wan was telling Luke to “use the fork” because Luke didn’t know how to eat linguini. Things got out of hand from there
May 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The whole time, obi wan was telling Luke to “use the fork” because Luke didn’t know how to eat linguini. Things got out of hand from there
Piss and shit in the toilet? That’s what the women in my house do.
May 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Piss and shit in the toilet? That’s what the women in my house do.
Letting people enjoy things has limits. The wheel of time books and show both suck balls. if you enjoy it that’s great but it means you like things that suck
May 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Letting people enjoy things has limits. The wheel of time books and show both suck balls. if you enjoy it that’s great but it means you like things that suck
*eleanor rigby voice*
Iiiii look at all the fuckaas bitches
Iiiii look at all the fuckaas bitches
May 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
*eleanor rigby voice*
Iiiii look at all the fuckaas bitches
Iiiii look at all the fuckaas bitches
So easy to outrage people these days. Oh, sorry snowflake, did I offend you by penetrating my anus with a crucifix in the middle of this first communion party??
May 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So easy to outrage people these days. Oh, sorry snowflake, did I offend you by penetrating my anus with a crucifix in the middle of this first communion party??
You ever take a poop that you know is a mere sub boss for the real battle ahead?
May 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You ever take a poop that you know is a mere sub boss for the real battle ahead?
eatin da pussy gollum style
May 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
eatin da pussy gollum style
Straws are for chicks. Alphas boof all liquids. And solids.
May 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Straws are for chicks. Alphas boof all liquids. And solids.
Damn, dawg, the streets are saying that the Carmen San Diego song is about your mom
May 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Damn, dawg, the streets are saying that the Carmen San Diego song is about your mom