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Also, this is how said father-in-law is being served port after a previous incident and a white carpet... #duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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See me live on tour!

I’m going to Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend-on-sea, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton.

www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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See me live on tour! Starts very soon so get your tickets now…

www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Matt Green Tickets, Tour and Concert Dates – www.livenation.co.uk
www.livenation.co.uk
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Right wing activist is shot - who’s to blame?
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Very excited about my tour this Autumn - the show has been going well in Edinburgh and I can’t wait to hit the road in October and November. Tickets available here: www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
August 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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NEW 🧵 Is human intelligence starting to decline?

Recent results from major international tests show that the average person’s capacity to process information, use reasoning and solve novel problems has been falling since around the mid 2010s

What should we make of this?

www.ft.com/content/a801...
March 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So happy to see that #DuvetKnowItsChristmas is alive and well and living its best life on BlueSky this year 🎄🛌 Side note: why is there no duvet emoji?
December 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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I love news channels on the first couple of hours of an unexpected international crisis.

“AND NOW HERE IS SOMEONE WHO OWNS TWO K-POP ALBUMS TO EXPLAIN THE SOUTH KOREAN CONSTITUTION. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US @-BTSTAN-4EVA…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Britney: "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end!"

7yo: Mommy, what's she talking about?

Me: Don't worry about it it's a whole thing
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Britney Spears is mother
November 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Quand on a besoin de réconfort, Britney est toujours là.
November 26, 2024 at 8:37 AM
So how long do we reckon it’s going to take for BlueSky to learn that I’m mainly just here for Britney content?
November 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Today marks the end of Britney Spears' child support payments to her ex Kevin Federline.
November 16, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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another app imma just talk to myself on and tweet random song lyrics
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Can’t help thinking that the plot of The Diplomat S2 overestimates both the parking infrastructure and office tray prevalence in the UK to an unfathomable degree
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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the eiffel tower posing behind britney spears, 2000.
November 16, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Putting numbers on this blew my actual mind 💥
Look at all the lives saved by vaccines (right column) — 97, 99, 100% decrease in all these preventable diseases. Yet RFK Jr anti vax nonsense threatens them all.
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Hello, denizens of The Butterfly House 🦋...
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 PM