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Smeagol
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An illustration of a human sized roach hosting a podcast. Text reads "Chat, you're not gonna believe what happened to your boy Gregor today!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Ralph Fiennes just can't stop starring in spy thrillers where the world is brought to the brink of destruction by an evil Scotsman
The theatrical poster for the 1998 spy thriller reboot of the British TV series. Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman stand in the foreground dressed sexily while Sean Connery's ghostly head looms in the background. The theatrical poster for the film The King's Man. The cast, including Ralph Fiennes, poses moodily, staring into different directions.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A social media post from rosenstein_ "i have been nothing but distant and hard to read and this is how you treat me" Image is a screenshot of actor Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy in the 2005 film adaptation of Pride and Prejudice. His facial expression is one of emotional wounding, suggesting being on the verge of tears.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Image from animated sitcom The Simpsons: a rapper performs on stage while wearing a necklace with the words "Thursday the 20th"
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Photo of the year.
A disheveled Donald Trump walks on the White House lawn while an American flag lies crumpled on the ground in the background.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Text: *enters with a bad PowerPoint animation effect* "hello" Image: actor James Marsden as Scott Summers in the movie X-Men. He is standing with his arms akimbo.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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me too. me too.
Actor Chris Chalk as Dick Hallorann in the TV series IT: Welcome to Derry. Text: Dick...
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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What they call me when they first meet me vs what they call me after I've left their bed
A candy wrapper for "white mystery" flavor Airheads
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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A young man looks pensively out of a window, his hand raised in nervous energy. Text: Pete Buttigeig watching the title of "First Gay President" slip further and further from his reach
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Bill Clinton playing the saxophone in sunglasses while Trump lingers nearby, his cheeks puffed out and a dejected expression on his face. Text: He literally just nutted in me and started playing saxophone
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Nancy Reagan shaking hands with a young Donald Trump as her husband Ronald is in the background in a tan suit. Text reads: game recognize game
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Why can't I hold all these lifeforms?
A cut film strip from Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Tribbles". Image shows a laughing William Shatner attempting to catch a downpour of furry alien rodent props falling from above.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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He's in the rain in a slutty little shirt, he's trauma bonding with you using empathic language like "fervent" and "admirable" and now he's gonna walk away because he's conditioning a codependent trigger in you

Girl wake up, we all saw Pride and Prejudice
Actor Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff and Actress Margot Robbie as Catherine. They are standing outside only partially sheltered from the rain and a dense fog as a green moor recedes in the background.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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What on earth??? Does Darcy know this mystery girl has worked her way through Peter while he was going through his train wreck breakup, and also came onto both Clint AND Kate at the Christmas party? I have no IDEA what Matt sees in her.

Oops. ha.

You know what I mean.
Who IS that girl?
A poster for the Amazon Prime TV series Merv. Actress Zooey Deschanel is sitting back to back with actor Charlie Cox while a small yellow dog flanks them under some hanging mistletoe plant leaves.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Relevant Text: "Somehow... Clinton wasn't the only president involved in an oval office blowjob during the Clinton administration" Image is of actor Oscar Isaac as Star Wars character Poe Dameron saying this dialogue while looking frustrated that this juvenile and silly chain of events has been allowed to occur.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Sir, Bill Clinton's wandering dick has hit the presidency a second time
A photo of an aide whispering the news of 9/11 into President George W. Bush's ear.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Me, a queer, to the confused straights when J-Lo starts shakin' the booty
A photo of actor Willem Dafoe as Spider-Man villain Norman Osborne. He has a creepy smile on his face.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Kiss of the Spider Woman is what happens when you try to tell a historical revolutionary pastiche in the style of a 1930s off-Hollywood musical through the medium of Lionhead Studio's 2005 movie theater simulator flop, The Movies
Actor Diego Luna and Actress Jennifer Lopez dancing in close embrace
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This new season of Andor is weird
The theatrical poster for the movie "Kiss of the Spider Woman" featuring actress Jennifer Lopez and actor Tonatiuh in menacing, BDSM inspired embrace
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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How I Met Your Tulpa
Actors Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern, from the 1986 David Lynch film, Blue Velvet. They are looking at each other fondly. He says "You're a neat girl." She says "So are you..."
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I made something.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Me, after watching the new Frankenstein and seeing the imagery every time I close my eyes since then.
Imagery: human circulatory system walking toward terrified people in kitchen Text: "It's November 10th now. There is a human circulatory system walking through the kitchen..."
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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A Reddit thread screenshot. Title: Irmengard Codex, fol. 210 - Reichenau scriptorium (after 1053) Following is a tapestry painting depicting a supposedly supernatural event where a hunter shot an arrow at a bull in a forest, and the arrow then returned from the forest and struck the hunter, wounding him. Everyone in the hunting party corroborated the story and the Catholic Church declared the event to be miraculous in nature. The tapestry depicts the arrow's moment of impact upon the hunter's face while his men look on and the bull stands in the distance under the trees. The comment thread follows: "Mood" "Yes, that's what the bull probably did" "Take my upvote and fuck off"
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Oppenheimer-sama-sensei, what are you doing with that scᵘwᵘ-dwiver?
A drawing of the infamous ball of plutonium known as The Demon Core in the anthropomorphicized illustrated style an anime demon girl. Illustration has rendered the impression of a sphere split in half with its two halves about to close. Imagery is of a woman in a boat holding a parasol over her head. Her legs are crossed in a subtextual visual representation of screwdriver threads. The woman is hiding demon horns in the shade of her parasol.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM