Michael
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Michael
@smashmouthxx.bsky.social
Gen X Canadian/American hybrid
Flames hockey fanatic
Diversity, equality, inclusion, and tolerance burns more calories than bigotry and hatred. It's a scientifical fact.
#NeverVoteConservative
Same handle from Xhitter
Not interested in DMs, thanks.
Shhh.....quiet, Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Party?
Naw.
I want to shop for groceries like it's 1999.
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This tracks.
October 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
September 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fuck the UCP and Danielle Smith.

Oh, and you too, Jennifer Johnson.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In a world of useless tools, trump is the Pet Rock.
August 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
August 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
She needs to be removed from office.
She'll never resign. The narcissism would never allow it.
A legislative no-confidence? Maybe, if enough MLAs grow a spine.
General election? Not until 2027.
An intervention by The Honourable Salma Lakhani?
Things will need to get even worse before that happens.
July 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
8:30 left in the third...
June 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's June 1st.
Feel the sunshine.
Scratch a puppy's ears.
Enjoy a coffee on a patio.
Punch a Nazi.
June 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Fortuitous screen cap?
March 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Anyone know when RFK Jr is going to declare cyclamate safe?
My grandmother has a stash of Patio Diet Cola in the cellar from 1964 I'm just itching to pull a tab on.

Might pair really well with Spaghetti-O Jello and measles.
March 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🤔
March 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Canada's version of the red hat, sure makes it easier to spot them in public.

....not like they're self-effacing or anything.
February 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Rest in pieces.
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Might be a good time to remember that while she's dining on filet mignon down in Florida at trump's knee, GOP star-struck fangirl Danielle Smith cut tens of millions in funding and shut down elite firefighting teams during a devastating, record setting wildfire season in Alberta.
January 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In a world of Trumps, and Bannons, and Abbots, and Greenes, and Loomers, and Musks....

Be a Jimmy Carter.
December 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM
The concern was about eggs right?
Not legs?
December 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Hol' up...
December 5, 2024 at 10:38 PM
They are...interesting.
November 30, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Family in NC messaged me saying it was 35° F this morning, so I replied with this photo of my view from my condo bedroom.
Winter is awesome.
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I went on the internet today and I found this...
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
One jetted soaker tub.

Asked my wife to take the photo but she insisted my pants, stay on, so....
November 24, 2024 at 12:21 AM