Michael
@smashmouthxx.bsky.social
Gen X Canadian/American hybrid
Flames hockey fanatic
Diversity, equality, inclusion, and tolerance burns more calories than bigotry and hatred. It's a scientifical fact.
#NeverVoteConservative
Same handle from Xhitter
Not interested in DMs, thanks.
Flames hockey fanatic
Diversity, equality, inclusion, and tolerance burns more calories than bigotry and hatred. It's a scientifical fact.
#NeverVoteConservative
Same handle from Xhitter
Not interested in DMs, thanks.
I hope everyone has a great weekend!
Except you, Danielle Smith. Fuck you.
Except you, Danielle Smith. Fuck you.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I hope everyone has a great weekend!
Except you, Danielle Smith. Fuck you.
Except you, Danielle Smith. Fuck you.
Shhh.....quiet, Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shhh.....quiet, Piggy.
Party?
Naw.
I want to shop for groceries like it's 1999.
Naw.
I want to shop for groceries like it's 1999.
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Party?
Naw.
I want to shop for groceries like it's 1999.
Naw.
I want to shop for groceries like it's 1999.
The ego on this clown is staggering.
White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump - BBC News share.google/0KPA67JNCZso...
White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump - BBC News share.google/0KPA67JNCZso...
White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump
A spokesman says the Nobel Committee placed "politics over peace" in awarding the coveted award to Venezuela's opposition leader.
share.google
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The ego on this clown is staggering.
White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump - BBC News share.google/0KPA67JNCZso...
White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump - BBC News share.google/0KPA67JNCZso...
Curious to see who buys a ton of Kenvue stock with the value plummeting due to trump and RFK jr's bullshit peddling.
How long before we hear "Tylenol? No, we meant Anacin. Or maybe it was Panadol."
Cha-ching.
It's always a lie, and it's always a grift.
How long before we hear "Tylenol? No, we meant Anacin. Or maybe it was Panadol."
Cha-ching.
It's always a lie, and it's always a grift.
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Curious to see who buys a ton of Kenvue stock with the value plummeting due to trump and RFK jr's bullshit peddling.
How long before we hear "Tylenol? No, we meant Anacin. Or maybe it was Panadol."
Cha-ching.
It's always a lie, and it's always a grift.
How long before we hear "Tylenol? No, we meant Anacin. Or maybe it was Panadol."
Cha-ching.
It's always a lie, and it's always a grift.
Fuck the UCP and Danielle Smith.
Oh, and you too, Jennifer Johnson.
Oh, and you too, Jennifer Johnson.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fuck the UCP and Danielle Smith.
Oh, and you too, Jennifer Johnson.
Oh, and you too, Jennifer Johnson.
In a world of useless tools, trump is the Pet Rock.
August 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In a world of useless tools, trump is the Pet Rock.
Last night, I dreamed Bonnie Critchley beat Pierre Poilievre.
I can clarify.
She beat Pierre in the octagon.
With an elbow strike.
To the nose.
While the Jeopardy theme song played.
I dont watch UFC.
I get my violence from NHL hockey.
But this dream was quite entertaining, so thank you brain.
I can clarify.
She beat Pierre in the octagon.
With an elbow strike.
To the nose.
While the Jeopardy theme song played.
I dont watch UFC.
I get my violence from NHL hockey.
But this dream was quite entertaining, so thank you brain.
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Last night, I dreamed Bonnie Critchley beat Pierre Poilievre.
I can clarify.
She beat Pierre in the octagon.
With an elbow strike.
To the nose.
While the Jeopardy theme song played.
I dont watch UFC.
I get my violence from NHL hockey.
But this dream was quite entertaining, so thank you brain.
I can clarify.
She beat Pierre in the octagon.
With an elbow strike.
To the nose.
While the Jeopardy theme song played.
I dont watch UFC.
I get my violence from NHL hockey.
But this dream was quite entertaining, so thank you brain.
She needs to be removed from office.
She'll never resign. The narcissism would never allow it.
A legislative no-confidence? Maybe, if enough MLAs grow a spine.
General election? Not until 2027.
An intervention by The Honourable Salma Lakhani?
Things will need to get even worse before that happens.
She'll never resign. The narcissism would never allow it.
A legislative no-confidence? Maybe, if enough MLAs grow a spine.
General election? Not until 2027.
An intervention by The Honourable Salma Lakhani?
Things will need to get even worse before that happens.
July 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
She needs to be removed from office.
She'll never resign. The narcissism would never allow it.
A legislative no-confidence? Maybe, if enough MLAs grow a spine.
General election? Not until 2027.
An intervention by The Honourable Salma Lakhani?
Things will need to get even worse before that happens.
She'll never resign. The narcissism would never allow it.
A legislative no-confidence? Maybe, if enough MLAs grow a spine.
General election? Not until 2027.
An intervention by The Honourable Salma Lakhani?
Things will need to get even worse before that happens.
8:30 left in the third...
June 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
8:30 left in the third...
It's June 1st.
Feel the sunshine.
Scratch a puppy's ears.
Enjoy a coffee on a patio.
Punch a Nazi.
Feel the sunshine.
Scratch a puppy's ears.
Enjoy a coffee on a patio.
Punch a Nazi.
June 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's June 1st.
Feel the sunshine.
Scratch a puppy's ears.
Enjoy a coffee on a patio.
Punch a Nazi.
Feel the sunshine.
Scratch a puppy's ears.
Enjoy a coffee on a patio.
Punch a Nazi.
Why do we admire, idolize, work for, and elect assholes?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5h...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5h...
Rise of the assholes: why do we keep rewarding bad behaviour?
YouTube video by CBC Docs
www.youtube.com
May 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why do we admire, idolize, work for, and elect assholes?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5h...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5h...
Danielle Smith "says" she wants a united Canada and doesn't support separation.
She also says that lowering the signature count will allow Albertans an easier chance to mandate a referendum, which she'd honour.
Would this include calls for her resignation?
Or just topics to frenzy feed her base?
She also says that lowering the signature count will allow Albertans an easier chance to mandate a referendum, which she'd honour.
Would this include calls for her resignation?
Or just topics to frenzy feed her base?
May 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Danielle Smith "says" she wants a united Canada and doesn't support separation.
She also says that lowering the signature count will allow Albertans an easier chance to mandate a referendum, which she'd honour.
Would this include calls for her resignation?
Or just topics to frenzy feed her base?
She also says that lowering the signature count will allow Albertans an easier chance to mandate a referendum, which she'd honour.
Would this include calls for her resignation?
Or just topics to frenzy feed her base?
Turns out, Poilievre was right.
It IS time for a change.
Even Carleton agrees.
After four years of divisive rage baiting, slogans, and Justinfatuation, the majority have brought unity home.
Canada has spoken.
How 'bout them apples?
It IS time for a change.
Even Carleton agrees.
After four years of divisive rage baiting, slogans, and Justinfatuation, the majority have brought unity home.
Canada has spoken.
How 'bout them apples?
April 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Turns out, Poilievre was right.
It IS time for a change.
Even Carleton agrees.
After four years of divisive rage baiting, slogans, and Justinfatuation, the majority have brought unity home.
Canada has spoken.
How 'bout them apples?
It IS time for a change.
Even Carleton agrees.
After four years of divisive rage baiting, slogans, and Justinfatuation, the majority have brought unity home.
Canada has spoken.
How 'bout them apples?
Wife and I voted this morning (Edmonton NW), in and out in 10 mins.
This a big one.
Exercise your right.
#CanadaVotes
This a big one.
Exercise your right.
#CanadaVotes
April 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wife and I voted this morning (Edmonton NW), in and out in 10 mins.
This a big one.
Exercise your right.
#CanadaVotes
This a big one.
Exercise your right.
#CanadaVotes
If you're into exceptionally violent action films (a la John Wick), I recommend Sisu on Netflix.
Minor spoiler:
Probably the most epic non-gory baddie death scene in cinematic history.
The Finnish are not to be messed with.
Minor spoiler:
Probably the most epic non-gory baddie death scene in cinematic history.
The Finnish are not to be messed with.
April 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you're into exceptionally violent action films (a la John Wick), I recommend Sisu on Netflix.
Minor spoiler:
Probably the most epic non-gory baddie death scene in cinematic history.
The Finnish are not to be messed with.
Minor spoiler:
Probably the most epic non-gory baddie death scene in cinematic history.
The Finnish are not to be messed with.
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.