SmashedPeas
smashedpeas.bsky.social
SmashedPeas
@smashedpeas.bsky.social
Here, you will find sarcasm, topics on atheism, politics (mostly independent, left-leaning), aviation humor, and random thoughts. You won't find gay or trans bashing, misogyny, or bigotry. Bullying won't be tolerated, either. We're all human. Be kind.
His Orange Highness is now making staff and cabinet members wear a gold bust of him on their lapel rather than the American flag. Must pledge fealty. Next will be giant wall pictures and statues all over DC. We'll all have to clap, shed false tears of joy and smile endlessly wherever he goes, too.
April 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Minnesota senator resigns after he was charged with soliciting a minor for prostitution.
Justin Eichorn, a Republican, has been jailed since his arrest Monday in an undercover operation targeting commercial sex involving juveniles. This is the same guy that wanted to make it illegal to insult Trump
April 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We made it to Friday after a shit-show week! 🥳
April 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
And to think, he wrote this in 1970 in his book: Asomov's Guide to Shakespeare. How fitting it is today.
April 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The penguins are currently recruiting.
April 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Happy Friday, you wonderful train wrecks!
April 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This tracks...👇
April 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
April 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
On point.
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sums it up nicely.

(art credit to Kevin Kallaugher)
March 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
RFK shitstorm.
March 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This tracks!
March 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The Hawker 800XP. Love them, or hate them. Personally, I have a great affinity for them.
March 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A Lear 45. When I was building these in Wichita, we called them "Frankenplane". I got on the program at serial #5 and left at around serial #70 something. Seeing these brings back fond memories.
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
IYKYK 😂
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Lady's and gentlemen! I give you the Bearhawk!
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fact!
March 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thank you, NPS!
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
4xR. Do it.
March 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
First of all, you don't "leak" misinformation. It's either fabricated or it is not. Secondly, Mr. Muskovitz, threatening Pentagon personnel is a very bad life choice.
March 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Anyone else have trouble shutting down your pesky brain at night?
March 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Good morning, and happy Friday, my fellow train wrecks! Carpe diem!
March 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Facts! 🫡👇
March 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Insight from a smart man.
March 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Haaaaa! 😆
March 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM