SmashedPeas
@smashedpeas.bsky.social
Here, you will find sarcasm, topics on atheism, politics (mostly independent, left-leaning), aviation humor, and random thoughts. You won't find gay or trans bashing, misogyny, or bigotry. Bullying won't be tolerated, either. We're all human. Be kind.
His Orange Highness is now making staff and cabinet members wear a gold bust of him on their lapel rather than the American flag. Must pledge fealty. Next will be giant wall pictures and statues all over DC. We'll all have to clap, shed false tears of joy and smile endlessly wherever he goes, too.
April 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
His Orange Highness is now making staff and cabinet members wear a gold bust of him on their lapel rather than the American flag. Must pledge fealty. Next will be giant wall pictures and statues all over DC. We'll all have to clap, shed false tears of joy and smile endlessly wherever he goes, too.
Minnesota senator resigns after he was charged with soliciting a minor for prostitution.
Justin Eichorn, a Republican, has been jailed since his arrest Monday in an undercover operation targeting commercial sex involving juveniles. This is the same guy that wanted to make it illegal to insult Trump
Justin Eichorn, a Republican, has been jailed since his arrest Monday in an undercover operation targeting commercial sex involving juveniles. This is the same guy that wanted to make it illegal to insult Trump
April 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Minnesota senator resigns after he was charged with soliciting a minor for prostitution.
Justin Eichorn, a Republican, has been jailed since his arrest Monday in an undercover operation targeting commercial sex involving juveniles. This is the same guy that wanted to make it illegal to insult Trump
Justin Eichorn, a Republican, has been jailed since his arrest Monday in an undercover operation targeting commercial sex involving juveniles. This is the same guy that wanted to make it illegal to insult Trump
We made it to Friday after a shit-show week! 🥳
April 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We made it to Friday after a shit-show week! 🥳
I love what I do for a living, but hate where I do it. Anyone else feel like I do about their career?
April 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I love what I do for a living, but hate where I do it. Anyone else feel like I do about their career?
And to think, he wrote this in 1970 in his book: Asomov's Guide to Shakespeare. How fitting it is today.
April 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And to think, he wrote this in 1970 in his book: Asomov's Guide to Shakespeare. How fitting it is today.
The penguins are currently recruiting.
April 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The penguins are currently recruiting.
Hi, gang! Come join me on substacks! My first live stream will be May 15th! Hope you can join me!
April 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hi, gang! Come join me on substacks! My first live stream will be May 15th! Hope you can join me!
Happy Friday, you wonderful train wrecks!
April 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Happy Friday, you wonderful train wrecks!
I just want to thank Senator Booker for his amazing effort at saying what the majority of Americans want to say. Bravo!
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I just want to thank Senator Booker for his amazing effort at saying what the majority of Americans want to say. Bravo!
Sums it up nicely.
(art credit to Kevin Kallaugher)
(art credit to Kevin Kallaugher)
March 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sums it up nicely.
(art credit to Kevin Kallaugher)
(art credit to Kevin Kallaugher)
Buying votes in the state of Wisconson is a Class 1 Felony. Pass it on.
March 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Buying votes in the state of Wisconson is a Class 1 Felony. Pass it on.
The Hawker 800XP. Love them, or hate them. Personally, I have a great affinity for them.
March 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Hawker 800XP. Love them, or hate them. Personally, I have a great affinity for them.
A Lear 45. When I was building these in Wichita, we called them "Frankenplane". I got on the program at serial #5 and left at around serial #70 something. Seeing these brings back fond memories.
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A Lear 45. When I was building these in Wichita, we called them "Frankenplane". I got on the program at serial #5 and left at around serial #70 something. Seeing these brings back fond memories.
Lady's and gentlemen! I give you the Bearhawk!
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Lady's and gentlemen! I give you the Bearhawk!
ICE is deporting people who've lived in the States for years on a green card. 1) These are hard-working, honest people. 2) They aren't a bunch of useless, dead weight system scammers. So, my question is: When will Melenia be deported? She falls into group 2 as the useless, dead weight category.
March 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
ICE is deporting people who've lived in the States for years on a green card. 1) These are hard-working, honest people. 2) They aren't a bunch of useless, dead weight system scammers. So, my question is: When will Melenia be deported? She falls into group 2 as the useless, dead weight category.
First of all, you don't "leak" misinformation. It's either fabricated or it is not. Secondly, Mr. Muskovitz, threatening Pentagon personnel is a very bad life choice.
March 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
First of all, you don't "leak" misinformation. It's either fabricated or it is not. Secondly, Mr. Muskovitz, threatening Pentagon personnel is a very bad life choice.