@smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social
A caffeine based life form whose blood pressure has returned to normal since retiring from teaching middle school. I think dogs are awesome, and I try to laugh as things go, because before you know it, it's c-pap machines, night guards & compression socks.
No! Don't do it!
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No! Don't do it!
The unfortunate result of a young bulb raised in a bad environment.
October 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The unfortunate result of a young bulb raised in a bad environment.
We have a similar statue in Kansas City
October 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We have a similar statue in Kansas City
We have a similar statue in Kansas City
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We have a similar statue in Kansas City
“Where’s Chris?”
“I don’t know.”
“You told him three o’clock?”
“Like ten times.”
“F**king drummers.”
“Should we wait a little longer?”
“Screw him, take the picture.”c
“I don’t know.”
“You told him three o’clock?”
“Like ten times.”
“F**king drummers.”
“Should we wait a little longer?”
“Screw him, take the picture.”c
September 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Where’s Chris?”
“I don’t know.”
“You told him three o’clock?”
“Like ten times.”
“F**king drummers.”
“Should we wait a little longer?”
“Screw him, take the picture.”c
“I don’t know.”
“You told him three o’clock?”
“Like ten times.”
“F**king drummers.”
“Should we wait a little longer?”
“Screw him, take the picture.”c
This seems a bit unfair.
July 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This seems a bit unfair.
This explains a lot, and if Patchouli is not available, Men's Polo Cologne works just as well.
July 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This explains a lot, and if Patchouli is not available, Men's Polo Cologne works just as well.
Nothing but top shelf for Mama's little angel.
June 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nothing but top shelf for Mama's little angel.
My spirit animal....
Meet Sugar, she doesn't like to be ridden. If Sugar is approached with a saddle she lays down and pretends to be asleep. Sugar refuses to open her eyes until the riders leave.
Meet Sugar, she doesn't like to be ridden. If Sugar is approached with a saddle she lays down and pretends to be asleep. Sugar refuses to open her eyes until the riders leave.
June 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My spirit animal....
Meet Sugar, she doesn't like to be ridden. If Sugar is approached with a saddle she lays down and pretends to be asleep. Sugar refuses to open her eyes until the riders leave.
Meet Sugar, she doesn't like to be ridden. If Sugar is approached with a saddle she lays down and pretends to be asleep. Sugar refuses to open her eyes until the riders leave.
🎶 when there’s something weird/ and it don’t taste good 🎶
June 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🎶 when there’s something weird/ and it don’t taste good 🎶
It's all in the presentation.
June 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's all in the presentation.
Marie Kondo: “I keep my collection of books to about thirty volumes at any one time.”
Jean Piaget: "My book collection will blot out the sun; quake at its majesty."
Jean Piaget: "My book collection will blot out the sun; quake at its majesty."
June 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Marie Kondo: “I keep my collection of books to about thirty volumes at any one time.”
Jean Piaget: "My book collection will blot out the sun; quake at its majesty."
Jean Piaget: "My book collection will blot out the sun; quake at its majesty."
Okay, who did this?
June 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Okay, who did this?
This could, so easily, be me.
April 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This could, so easily, be me.
AOC, and Joan Baez, what a formidable pair of authentic, ethical, justice warriors.
April 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
AOC, and Joan Baez, what a formidable pair of authentic, ethical, justice warriors.
Are we there yet?
March 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Are we there yet?