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🕹️ TRUE Gamers do not die, they simply Respawn.

Player 2 ✨🎮: @excheeseme.bsky.social

Player 3 🥧🔪: @lv4leader.bsky.social
They-

They said my eyes were. . .

beautiful. . .
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
AND! As a FREQUENT PATRON of this establishment, I know everything about everything on this menu! Your meal will TRIPLY SAFE in BERDLY'S HANDS AND in double the time!
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It should be me.

B-BUT only because I'm in their rewards program and I NEED the points for the next item.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
[Whatever signal he tried to send has effectively been cut. No time to ponder why! Back to the matter at hand]

Ah, the age old question. Who will take the first step to glory. . .
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Unless...
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Recharging my metaphorical batteries at Taco bell. YES, with KRIS... NO I DIDN'T ASK, FOR THE RECORD.

I am here for the FOOD!

and NO, I will NOT be taking any orders.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ever since that day, I've grown QUITE wary of the computer lab. That wi-fi is no yolk.
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Going through his mind palace for a totally normal and not loathing response*
October 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
. . .
Kris. . . and me?
TOGETHER?

Heavens to OOF, Noelle! I don't. . .

. . .Ahem! No, no no this. . .

This will be fine! It's ME, after all.
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
> A̶h̶a̶|

[He stops mid typing, looking up from the screen in deep thought, which he will voice to himself out loud]

. . . Wait

does she? I SHOULD know. I know a lot of things. And she usually DOES say something in advance. . .

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
wait
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
. . .
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
. . . MMMMMMM FINE, fine! Whatever! It's Nothing a little... Berdly action can't fix, after all!
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mmmm...
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Why... why can't it be so easy. . .

At least formulas have one answer to work through. This?
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
. . .
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
. . .
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ever since that day, y energy. . . is being depleted much more quickly than usual.
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[No notification of note.]

*Sigh*

I. . . I just. . .

I. . . had better. . . get ready for tomorrrow.

Yeah... Yeah! I'm sure this is just... another trick.

. . .Surely.
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Wh-wh-what???

> Kris!! You're... you're not giving up THAT easily, are you??

> Ohhh, I get it, you're just... just making a fool of me, right? Trying to get my guard down and then... then... as usual, start your counter attack!

> C'mon, I KNOW you don't mean that, so you can't... fool me!
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM