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He/She/They | Queer | Neurodivergent | Future Occupational Therapist | Behavioral Tech | Social Worker | sleepy
The tourists complaining about Lego Venusaur are not prepared for this shit to be officially announced
January 28, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Traveling back in time to tell my 8 year old self that one day we will be able to “stream” the soundtrack from zelda on a phone and to commemorate this Nintendo has diligently provided a linebeck themed tracklist

Just to fuck with myself
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Already gonna need to clean up/redo some bits, but we’re in the weeds now 🙂‍↕️
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The game’s box, that is. From what I can tell you can’t even get your Skell to look like this in game. The closest is Formula Zero, which is still off in a lot of ways so I’m basically just relying on these three images lol.
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Realized I never posted these. I’ve begun the long process of painting it to match the Skell on the box, which has a lot fewer reference images than you’d expect.
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It’s so fucked up that they made this card literally unplayable when it’s this gorgeous
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
After a week of hunting I have finally been granted what is allegedly a shiny alpha Gimmeghoul. Please clap.
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
GOD I am not a prude but marvel rivals is just the worst of 2000s gaming in how it handles women and the collective pass everyone gives it is crazy
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The white rectangle on the clear case doesn’t even need to be there to allow for wireless charging

the theory is that it’s literally just there to cover up the apple logo being misaligned with MagSafe because they moved it for some reason

idk why they did any of this. It’s so silly
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I know this is for nobody here but it absolutely tickles me that this is what CLEAR cases look like for the iPhone 17. Incredible minds at work here.
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
we rock hard
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Shame that NO celebrity is free from ozempic
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The game seems to include less and less yonic imagery as its general quality dips. This must have been intentional.
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Drives me insane that people still glaze 100 line like this when it lives up to basically none of these premises.

The AI thing is especially frustrating because the game recycles its own content in the name of maximizing output to such an insane degree that it actively reminds me of AI.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I see her everywhere I go…
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
DID YOU KNOW GAMING: I miss her so much it hurts
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You’re alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival. BUT, you can’t go two steps without seeing a pussy. So… Win?

This thread is now my scrapbook of Prime 4’s comedically prominent obsession with yonic imagery.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is the floor in the same room btw. May have to start cataloguing these.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Prime 4 is genuinely super amazing for having at least 50 vulvas on screen at all times
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have always been of the opinion that they should have just written more time in between each season but FUCK dude
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s very funny how much the mysterious construct immediately steals the show in Age of Imprisonment, but it’s been a fun ride
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why does the Hyrule warriors map look so ugly
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This fennekin hunt is driving me insane but I can’t complain too much ngl
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM