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I have a fb friend who is VERY into Mackenzie-Childs
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I hope Santa put just enough gold coins in your stocking that you don’t have to sell your children into prostitution.
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Merry Christmas from our ice castle to yours
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The most common headline in 2026 is going to be “Guy who sucks is also a pedophile”
NYT columnist David Brooks wrote an op-ed a few weeks ago titled, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out,” lamenting people are too focused on the Epstein scandal + saying "the QAnon mentality has taken over."

Today he appeared in 4 photos from the Epstein dump. Welp! www.huffpost.com/entry/david-...
David Brooks Said ‘Count Me Out’ Of Epstein Story, Then Wound Up In Epstein Photos
There's no indication The New York Times columnist did anything wrong. But wow, the timing of his column and the photo dump is unfortunate!
www.huffpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There is widespread flooding. Schools are closed. A state of emergency was declared. The mayor said to evacuate or stay home.

And Amazon trucks are just driving around, delivering packages like nothing is wrong.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
In hindsight, maybe don’t move to a town with like 20 rivers
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What if RFK Jr just stopped saying words?
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I admit that I looked to see if this was a sweater with extra arms to wrap on top of your sweater or if this person was wearing two sweaters.

It’s two sweaters. I guess a backup sweater in case the first sweater fails? Semper paratus.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Influencers are like “This is what homeschooling looks like in my house” and it’s literally just their kid playing with a toy my public school kid plays with.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Of course cardigans are sexy why do you think middle aged teachers wear them?
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I used to take off my glasses and just stare at the Christmas tree for a long while.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Kiddo made a magnatile train station next to his model steam train: “And this is where you scan your QR code ticket”
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m trying to figure out why I hate this font and style so much. Like it makes me feel bad inside. Is this AI generated? Am I just going crazy?
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A thing that recently happened at my college is that all the computer science majors switched over to other majors, including health sciences.

Our department can’t keep up. I have several emails a day from students trying to get into my intro bio class. It’s wild.
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are they teaching the Thanksgiving story in school anymore? Well, my kid brought this home and confirmed it was a leprechaun hat.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Libby suspend feature is the best thing that happened to me in 2025.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I didn’t get c0v1d this fall, despite everyone else I know getting sick. Click on the caption to unlock my unbeatable immune boosting routine. #immunity #boost #protein
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s been a bad week for old racists.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I definitely hate how boys clothes over the age of 5 go from cute to EXtREmE GAmRz DUDE!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Til: people live on Staten Island??
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by smandas
Men are like “women won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Look, September is Apple/Pumpkin Fall, October is Spooky Fall, November Cutesy Scarecrow Harvest Fall and December is Peppermint Flavored Chocolates Season.

We cannot be decorating for Peppermint Flavored Chocolates Season during Scarecrow Harvest Fall.
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“If you scream inside your head, your teacher doesn’t hear it” - protips from a kindergartener
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A haunted house but it’s just a recording of a baby with a croupy cough
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM